LAST TIME ON ALTERNIA'S NEXT TOP MODEL:
The girls had a photoshoot on the beach, where they posed as sexy troll women recently culled by an angry sea-dweller. Kanaya and Terezi excelled, but Eridan just couldn't get the hang of the photoshoot, and she was sent home. Now, only six girls remain! Who will be sent home tonight?
[LOLOL THEEM SAWNG]
[insert typical ANTM shenanigans here]
Six girls stand in front of me, but I only have five photos in my hand. If I call your name, you are still in the running to become Alternia's next top model.
Kanaya.
Aradia.
Feferi.
Nepeta.
Will Terezi and Vriska please step forward? I only have one photo in my hand, and this photo represents the girl that is still in the running to be Alternia's next top model. I will only call one name, and the girl who's name I do not call must immediately pack her things and go home.
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Terezi, congratulations, you are still in the running towards becoming Alternia's next top model.
Vriska, you're a beautiful girl, but attempting to use mind control on the judges isn't enough to make up for such a terrible picture. You can't rely on beauty and mind control. You have to learn what it means to be a model. Now, pack your belongings, and go home.
Comments
大學的年同性戀毛皮
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Taeirrah Baeyncks?
But troll names are supposed to have 6 letters.
大學的年同性戀毛皮
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I haven't even read to his part yet and oh wait
*VRISKA PHOTO MONTAGE!*
大學的年同性戀毛皮
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This is Eridan.
大學的年同性戀毛皮
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But but but gluhflav
大學的年同性戀毛皮
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"Beep beep meow..." this whole time he was leaving us a clue to the true killer!