"if you hear this message can we meet at the bookstore sometime this week, it's about the loan" (2015) John barely escapes from the claws of the Freak, but how is he ever going to convince himself the last three days have been real, let alone the Chief?
Maintenance Protocol Induction Series 1000-1600 [INTERNAL] "maintenance of the facility, part three: psychological stability" (20XX) known effects of ELF on the human nervous system; ecological effects and counter-manipulations for maintenance of standard norms; legal considerations; civilian interactions. Remember that watching the series in full is a requirement for continued deployment, and that there will be a short test to verify your knowledge.
Chiruno-chan's Strongest Educational Kids' Hour For Justice Show! 3-4 PM welcome to the nhk
"The Water Sickle" (1998) An incident at the skating rink involving a certain psychopomp leads Chiruno-chan to learn all about the strange properties of hydrogen bonds; easy is taken
The Strange Worlds of Lem 2:40 - 2:50 SyFy
"H.P.L.D." (1969) Trurl meets some of the laziest people in the universe. Fairly Odd Parents 3 - 3:30 Nickelodeon's rotting corpse
"fuck you" (does time even exist here) Jimmy or whatever his fucking name is, the kid with the hat. Timmy? Yeah well, some bullshit thing happens to him and he thinks the most reasonable fucking solution is some stupid fucking wish. Like, here's one, maybe he loses a coin toss so he wishes for coin currency to not exist and he becomes a bitcoin mogul or some shit. That's not the plot of this episode but it might as well be they're all the fucking same. In the end his stupid bullshit will bite him in the ass and he'll learn a valuable goddamn lesson in not wishing for sociopathic garbage because this show can't manage any other fucking moral. Really applicable to kids! Like what's the fucking point. Stop wishing for things, kids? Have reasonable wishes? You want to be an astronaut well eh you'd probably be eaten by Space Crocker or some bullshit why don't you wish to be a gardener. Not that gardeners aren't cool but you know what I mean right. Fuck this. I do this every goddamn day day in and day out. There's an endless number of these things, the kids must be grown up by now. I'm in Hell. I'm in Hell. Let me out let me out please I'll be good I'm sorry I'm so fucking sorry I can't take any more of this fucking bullshit though please I don't want to die I'm sorry I take it back
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
101 Dalmatians: The Series
8:00 p.m. - 8:30 p.m. 290 DISE
"Lucky Swallows a Nintendo 64"/"Disney Just Remembered That They Own Schoolhouse Rock" (2001) Read title; the writers wanted a change of pace so they requested that they be allowed to do a Schoolhouse Rock episode.
[Moving this into its own thread because they're too long to really be episode descriptions, and also so that I can develop the idea more in the future if I want to.]
That One Show Where Benjamin Newell and Heinz Hovenhortz Rip Into Everything 8:00 pm - 9:00 pm 343 NERD
"The Ubisoft Episode" (2013) Heinz gives Yves Guillemot a verbal lashing for his company's treatment of PC gamers; Ben watches in horror. Rated TV-WHAT.
Director William Wum's family fun series about a young magician continues as Sammy gets in hot water when a sneeze causes her to accidentally intone the name of the demon lord Haktchu! Can the fire witch Mimi help send Haktchu back to the cold plains of the lower hells where he belongs? Rated PG.
Sammy explores the mysteries of all space and time with the help of the friendly firewitch Mimi and local magical girl Jocelyn in this one hour extravaganza special! Crossover with / pilot for The New Adventures of Lain Iwakura. William Wum directs.
"Thanksgiving" (2014) Panurge brings Thanksgiving to France as part of a debt to a French Turkey baron; Pantagruel tries to find a potato big enough to feed his whole family
Gulliver's Further Travels
4:30-5:00 PM CLASSTV
"Thanksfornothing" (2011) Gulliver lands on the island of Antinatolia, who celebrate the holiday of Thanksfornothing every year
"Up That Mountain!" / "The Laser Games!" (2015) A nerdy adventurer rides a taxi into a quirky desert to retrieve his prized possession from a lousy thief; Tiny's hunt for the pants leads him into the world of an immersive arcade machine.
"From Altitude On Upwards! "/ "Floating Rock Follies!" (2015) Tiny ascends a massive statue in pursuit of Big after being kicked off of a cliff; Big puts his newfound telekinetic powers to the test.
"The Horrible Moment." / "Unusual Disturbance?" (2015) Big's journey to the Pyramid continues as Tiny gives chase; the hunt for the pants takes flight as Tiny's trusty laser goes missing.
"The Sandbox Years!" (parts 1 and 2) (2015) The origins of Tiny and Big's bitter rivalry-- and their mysterious grandfather-- are revealed.
"Buried." / "The Dawning of the Pants!" (2015) Tiny and the Radio discover the remains of a civilization gone bad as Big sits on its highest throne; the true victor of the pants emerges from Tiny and Big's final high-noon showdown in the sky.
The Outside Girls face a new and deadly foe in the form of Epsilon, a hyper-genius robot who can shapeshift, and has a mysterious connection to Blank. Steve Blum guest stars as the voice of Epsilon.
The Dark Night
Lady Bathory kidnaps Dreamweaver and knocks Blank out of commission. Leaving Demonhand to fight her nemesis alone. Can she resist the infernal temptations of the demon residing in her left arm, and prove The Hand wrong about her supposed weakness?
To Leng
Whispers of madness tempt Dreamweaver's sleepless mind. When she vanishes, Demonhand opens a portal to the realms beyond mortal perception, and it's up to Blank to find her missing comrade.
Where Are The Monsters In Your Dreams?
The girls are taken prisoner by Daedalus, a mad AI in charge of an ever-shifting, deadly, maze, seemingly in a place out of time. The three must work together to overcome Daedalus' fatal puzzles and find some way to escape. Part 1 of 2.
Lab Rats
Having perhaps found a way out of the slipspace The Daedalus Maze is suspended in, the girls must dodge the mad AI's near-omniscience as they flee from puzzle chamber to puzzle chamber. Eventually, they encounter a tribe of nomadic humans who live among the ruins of the disused part of the maze. Can they find their way home with the tribe's help?
Winter Warz
A feud between yeti tribes threatens to plunge the city into a permanent ice age.
The More Things Change
Dreamweaver befriends a newly-arrived geology student named Tara after saving her from a petty crook. When a strange monster attacks her college, and Dreamweaver's powers act up, Tara must come to terms with her own past to stop a foe The Outside Girls cannot. Season finale, part 1 of 2. Ashley Johnson guests.
Weird And Terrifying
In the wake of the attack on the university, Epsilon returns, a band of powerful cyborgs in tow. The city falls into disarray as the Outside Girls, plus their new friend, struggle to avoid capture and figure out what the mad android truly wants. Season finale, part 2 of 2. Ashley Johnson and Steve Blum guest.
That One Show Where Everything Rips Into Heinz Hovenhortz and Benjamin Newell 9:00 pm - 10:00 pm 343 NERD
"The Tumblr Episode" (201X) Heinz antagonizes half of the audience live on air by entering The Discourse™; Ben laments the lack of fan art available for his favorite video game. Rated TV-THAW.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"Girls Just Wanna Have Puns" (2016) On the planet Dictionopolis, wordplay reigns supreme. But can Noel keep up with her brother's knack for puns? Guest writer Haven. TV-Y7.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
That One Show Where Benjamin Newell Rips Into Nothing Whatsoever 9:00 pm - 10:00 pm 343 NERD
"The E3 Episode" (201X) Being forced to host alone after Heinz gets arrested, Ben timidly covers highlights from the annual video game convention. Rated TV-HAWT.
Comments
4:00 p.m. - 4:30 p.m. 179 HUB
"Chronic Chicken" (2014) Cadpig gives Spot a joint to help her relax.
^ p.m. %3 p.m. 333 invisible clergy
"if you hear this message can we meet at the bookstore sometime this week, it's about the loan" (2015) John barely escapes from the claws of the Freak, but how is he ever going to convince himself the last three days have been real, let alone the Chief?
Maintenance Protocol Induction Series
1000-1600 [INTERNAL]
"maintenance of the facility, part three: psychological stability" (20XX) known effects of ELF on the human nervous system; ecological effects and counter-manipulations for maintenance of standard norms; legal considerations; civilian interactions. Remember that watching the series in full is a requirement for continued deployment, and that there will be a short test to verify your knowledge.
3-4 PM welcome to the nhk
"The Water Sickle" (1998) An incident at the skating rink involving a certain psychopomp leads Chiruno-chan to learn all about the strange properties of hydrogen bonds; easy is taken
The Strange Worlds of Lem
2:40 - 2:50 SyFy
"H.P.L.D." (1969) Trurl meets some of the laziest people in the universe.
Fairly Odd Parents
3 - 3:30 Nickelodeon's rotting corpse
"fuck you" (does time even exist here) Jimmy or whatever his fucking name is, the kid with the hat. Timmy? Yeah well, some bullshit thing happens to him and he thinks the most reasonable fucking solution is some stupid fucking wish. Like, here's one, maybe he loses a coin toss so he wishes for coin currency to not exist and he becomes a bitcoin mogul or some shit. That's not the plot of this episode but it might as well be they're all the fucking same. In the end his stupid bullshit will bite him in the ass and he'll learn a valuable goddamn lesson in not wishing for sociopathic garbage because this show can't manage any other fucking moral. Really applicable to kids! Like what's the fucking point. Stop wishing for things, kids? Have reasonable wishes? You want to be an astronaut well eh you'd probably be eaten by Space Crocker or some bullshit why don't you wish to be a gardener. Not that gardeners aren't cool but you know what I mean right. Fuck this. I do this every goddamn day day in and day out. There's an endless number of these things, the kids must be grown up by now. I'm in Hell. I'm in Hell. Let me out let me out please I'll be good I'm sorry I'm so fucking sorry I can't take any more of this fucking bullshit though please I don't want to die I'm sorry I take it back
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I was going to edit them down later, but dear encouraged me to post them whole.
6:30 p.m. - 6:45 p.m. 295 TOON
6:30 p.m. - 6:45 p.m. 295 TOON
6:45 p.m. - 7:00 p.m. 295 TOON
7:00 p.m. - 7:15 p.m. 295 TOON
7:15 p.m. - 7:30 p.m. 295 TOON
7:30 p.m. - 7:45 p.m. 295 TOON
7:45 p.m. - 8:15 p.m. 295 TOON
That One Show Where Benjamin Newell and Heinz Hovenhortz Rip Into Everything
8:00 pm - 9:00 pm 343 NERD
"The Ubisoft Episode" (2013) Heinz gives Yves Guillemot a verbal lashing for his company's treatment of PC gamers; Ben watches in horror. Rated TV-WHAT.
5:00 pm - 5:30 pm 666 CULT TV
Director William Wum's family fun series about a young magician continues as Sammy gets in hot water when a sneeze causes her to accidentally intone the name of the demon lord Haktchu! Can the fire witch Mimi help send Haktchu back to the cold plains of the lower hells where he belongs? Rated PG.
6:00 pm - 7:00 pm 666 CULT TV (new timeslot)
Sammy explores the mysteries of all space and time with the help of the friendly firewitch Mimi and local magical girl Jocelyn in this one hour extravaganza special! Crossover with / pilot for The New Adventures of Lain Iwakura. William Wum directs.
4:00-6:30pm TCYPRIME
"Up That Mountain!" / "The Laser Games!" (2015) A nerdy adventurer rides a taxi into a quirky desert to retrieve his prized possession from a lousy thief; Tiny's hunt for the pants leads him into the world of an immersive arcade machine.
"From Altitude On Upwards! "/ "Floating Rock Follies!" (2015) Tiny ascends a massive statue in pursuit of Big after being kicked off of a cliff; Big puts his newfound telekinetic powers to the test.
"The Horrible Moment." / "Unusual Disturbance?" (2015) Big's journey to the Pyramid continues as Tiny gives chase; the hunt for the pants takes flight as Tiny's trusty laser goes missing.
"The Sandbox Years!" (parts 1 and 2) (2015) The origins of Tiny and Big's bitter rivalry-- and their mysterious grandfather-- are revealed.
"Buried." / "The Dawning of the Pants!" (2015)
Tiny and the Radio discover the remains of a civilization gone bad as Big sits on its highest throne; the true victor of the pants emerges from Tiny and Big's final high-noon showdown in the sky.
9:00 pm - 10:00 pm 343 NERD
"The Tumblr Episode" (201X)
Heinz antagonizes half of the audience live on air by entering The Discourse™; Ben laments the lack of fan art available for his favorite video game. Rated TV-THAW.
This could be my favourite show.
6:00 pm - 6:30 pm 179 REAKT
"No-Mercy Noel" (2016) Noah must save The City of Cleveland when his sister Noel becomes a ruthless supervillain. TV-Y7.
Noel and Noah's Nightly Adventures
6:30 pm - 7:00 pm 179 REAKT
"Girls Just Wanna Have Puns" (2016) On the planet Dictionopolis, wordplay reigns supreme. But can Noel keep up with her brother's knack for puns? Guest writer Haven. TV-Y7.
Fuck, I already used "Girls Just Wanna Have Puns"
I knew it was too good to be true
A two shorts format might work better
9:00 pm - 10:00 pm 343 NERD
"The E3 Episode" (201X)
Being forced to host alone after Heinz gets arrested, Ben timidly covers highlights from the annual video game convention. Rated TV-HAWT.