Mitt Romney Facts

Hexartes · 2012-09-30 15:53:46

Mitt Romney was in a lynch mob yesterday.

Mitt Romney replied to a serious comment of yours on Facebook with "lol"

Mitt Romney thinks your hair looks stupid.

Mitt Romney is a white supremacist Stalinazi.

Mitt Romney is not your new bicycle.

Mitt Romney bumped into your car in a parking lot and didn't leave a note.

Mitt Romney calls women "baby factories."

Mitt Romney got his money through a deal with Satan.

Mitt Romney said your mother does look fat in that outfit.

Mitt Romney believes in giving all fetuses the right to bear arms.

Mitt Romney overfed his goldfish as a child.

Mitt Romney "disliked" one of your vacation photos on facebook.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-09-30 16:37:45

Mitt Romney is not your new bicycle.

Mr. Darcy · 2012-09-30 17:49:54

Mitt is a catcher.

Unknown · 2012-09-30 18:19:17

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KJI · 2012-09-30 18:29:54

Mitt Romney is a secret alcoholic EVIDENCE

Gelzo · 2012-09-30 18:31:36

Mitt Romney is the Republican candidate for president.

Justice4243 · 2012-09-30 18:43:27

I could probably forgive an alcoholic, but not someone who drinks Johnny Walker red...or Johnny Walker for that matter...

Obā-san · 2012-09-30 18:47:04

Mitt Romney killed babby because they can't frigith back.

Unknown · 2012-09-30 19:37:37

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Justice4243 · 2012-09-30 20:11:32

Hexartes · 2012-09-30 20:13:16

(in all seriousness, Mitt Romney is stupid, but not as evil as people make him out to be, or evil at all for that matter)

Füschlatz · 2012-09-30 20:20:14

Mitt Romney was Godot. Stupid inconsiderate bastard.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-09-30 20:22:57

Mitt Romney is John Lennon's uncle

Unknown · 2012-09-30 20:23:17

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Salix Babylonika · 2012-09-30 20:28:13

Mitt Romney wrote the GameFAQs walkthrough for Summon Night -- Swordcraft Story.

Spacey · 2012-09-30 20:29:26

mitt romney had four biscuits, and he ate one. then he only had three!

Unknown · 2012-09-30 20:29:29

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Justice4243 · 2012-09-30 20:29:39

Mitt Romney eats ALL cheeseburgers!

Boney · 2012-09-30 20:32:55

Kexruct said:
(in all seriousness, Mitt Romney is stupid, but not as evil as people make him out to be, or evil at all for that matter)

(In all seriousness, he did head a company that used foreign labor, which exploits the people of foreign countries. That's pretty evil )

Salix Babylonika · 2012-09-30 20:35:39

IS MITT ROMNEY MEGATRON?

discuss.

Füschlatz · 2012-09-30 20:35:53

Boney said:

Kexruct said:
(in all seriousness, Mitt Romney is stupid, but not as evil as people make him out to be, or evil at all for that matter)
(In all seriousness, he did head a company that used foreign labor, which exploits the people of foreign countries. That's pretty evil )

(In all seriousness, there are thousands of people worldwide who could be accused of exactly the same thing, and several of them only did it because they had no other practical options.)

Princess Alice · 2012-09-30 20:38:32

Füschlatz said:

Boney said:

Kexruct said:
(in all seriousness, Mitt Romney is stupid, but not as evil as people make him out to be, or evil at all for that matter)
(In all seriousness, he did head a company that used foreign labor, which exploits the people of foreign countries. That's pretty evil )

(In all seriousness, there are thousands of people worldwide who could be accused of exactly the same thing, and several of them only did it because they had no other practical options.)

(In all seriousness, that doesn't make it okay)

Boney · 2012-09-30 20:41:24

Füschlatz said:

Boney said:

Kexruct said:
(in all seriousness, Mitt Romney is stupid, but not as evil as people make him out to be, or evil at all for that matter)
(In all seriousness, he did head a company that used foreign labor, which exploits the people of foreign countries. That's pretty evil )

(In all seriousness, there are thousands of people worldwide who could be accused of exactly the same thing, and several of them only did it because they had no other practical options.)

(In all seriousness, workers aren't that hard to find.)

Unknown · 2012-09-30 20:44:08

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Hexartes · 2012-09-30 21:45:59

@Frosty

Look at you, supporting outsourcing :P

Salix Babylonika · 2012-09-30 21:48:33

Mitt Romney speaks yellow.

Mr. Darcy · 2012-09-30 21:52:08

Mitt Romney once killed a man just for snoring too loud.

Unknown · 2012-09-30 22:30:36

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Justice4243 · 2012-10-01 00:21:44

Mitt Romney at his computer.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-01 00:35:22

Justice42 said:
Mitt Romney at his computer.

While Megatron surfs 4chan, I--STARSCREAM!--am leader of the Decepticons!

lee4hmz · 2012-10-01 01:13:53

Justice: Supes is drinking the harsh stuff because he had to deal with Richard Pryor. Trufax.

Aliroz · 2012-10-01 13:43:13

Mitt Romney twirls his mustache as he ties fair maidens to railroad tracks. His black goatee matches his black hat.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-10-01 13:57:50

Aliroz_ said:
Mitt Romney twirls his mustache as he ties fair maidens to railroad tracks. His black goatee matches his black hat.

Wouldnt be surprised if that was actually true :p

Unknown · 2012-10-01 15:24:59

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Gelzo · 2012-10-01 17:28:04

Are we defining evil as something dramatically counter to your moral code, or to his own?

He seems too satisfied and confident to be recognizing anything he does as significantly immoral, but most of the things I hear about him doing or saying are very much counter to my ideology.

Obā-san · 2012-10-01 17:30:28

I would say that he seems a very amoral, if not actively immoral, individual.

Bunny · 2012-10-01 18:05:42

I don't know too much about him, to be honest.

What I do know, however, is that he's a giant asshole to lgbt people and as such there is no way I would want to vote for him.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-01 18:08:56

Mitt Romney wrote this book.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-10-01 18:12:12

Romney's done a lot of shit that I don't care for, either. However given the situation with the debt and especially how Obama handled this shit last month with attacks on our embassies, Obama has lost any chance with my vote.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-01 18:17:04

vote for yourself.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-10-01 18:18:41

I'd make a lousy president

first thing I'd do is make the national languages be French and Chinese

Obā-san · 2012-10-01 18:19:13

he's a giant asshole to lgbt people and as such there is no way I would want to vote for him.

Pretty much this. As such, my vote shall go to... Obama.

Not that either is the guy I want to win really.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-10-01 18:20:28

Next thing I'd do as President is MAKE THE VA CHANGE THIS FUCKING HOLD MUZAK

Obā-san · 2012-10-01 18:22:40

If I was supreme dictator for life gay people could get married.

and then i'd hire a bunch of experts to help me figure out the rest because i don't really feel confident that i'd have enough knowledge to run stuff.

Obā-san · 2012-10-01 18:23:34

actually, i'd prolly step down, don't want me fucking up shit.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-10-01 18:24:20

you'd hire me so I could properly advise you on the invasion of New Hampshire

Obā-san · 2012-10-01 18:26:20

Why New Hampshire?

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-10-01 18:27:45

because they've been asking for it

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Obā-san · 2012-10-01 18:31:57

Frosty said:
If Republicans were not ginormous buttholes to lgbt's then they may actually have a much higher chance of success in their endeavors!

i wish this would happen, i wanna party i can vote for and like dammit

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