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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I saw that, but I can't say I really get it. What do left and right controllers have to do with subs/doms and top/bottoms?

    This is the second time today I've asked people to explain jokes about the Switch in as many hours.
  • Nothing, a "switch" is just a term for someone who alternates between subbing and domming. For instance, myself.
  • I have to say I'm kinda meh on the switch. A home console / handheld hybrid makes sense if you're someone who would buy both of those to begin with, but as a person without a TV set it basically just reads to me as "handheld that will cost as much as a home console".
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

    Nothing, a "switch" is just a term for someone who alternates between subbing and domming. For instance, myself.

    Okay, that makes sense.

    I still haven't seen a price point on this thing, so I'll judge it more fully when I do.
  • Interesting. And a noticeable improvement on the awkward touchscreen implementation for the WiiU.

    So, does this mean we get floggers and bondage suits as accessories this generation?
  • Jokes about subs/doms and (more rarely) tops/bottoms.

    thus proving that the internet is for porn
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I will buy a new Nintendo console when they call it the Nintendo Boob.

    Just kidding. I'm never buying Nintendo stuff again after what they did to AM2R
  • edited 2016-10-20 16:42:03
    The closest Nintendo has recently come to winning the election in my heart personal-opinion-district has been so far a roughly 45-55 deficit for getting a Wii U.  Though at the moment it's more like 40-60 because of other factors unrelated to Nintendo being Nintendo.

    The 3DS is roughly 30-70.

    This is still better than PS4 -- which is roughly 15-85 -- and XBone -- which is pretty much 1-99 and the 1 is persuadable to join the 99 (practical translation: do I keep or sell the console if someone gifts it to me with an actual game).
  • I haven't actually bought anything Nintendo since I went to college, actually, and I probably won't buy another console for at least....2 years? So my opinion on this new development carries no weight.
  • edited 2016-10-20 16:43:24
    I like how Nintendo is continuing down the path of innovative versatility though.

    of course then again what is my opinion worth
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I haven't bought a new Nintendo thing since I got the Wii U years ago.

    Switch looks cool, but I wonder how much they're going to charge for it.
  • I will buy whatever console has Pokemon and Ace Attorney on it, so it's likely I'll end up with a Switch at some point. Almost certainly not on launch though.
  • Now that I think of it, they're probably trying to bank on merging their handheld and console markets because handheld is the only one where they had much outside support.

    Gamecube lost a lot of third-party, and the Wii consoles have been almost exclusively Nintendo's own stuff.  But DS still has been getting quite a bit of good stuff, largely because Vita is shit.  By doing this, they basically force developers onto their console.
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    Nintendo handhelds are pretty much the only console I'd ever buy, honestly. Everything else my laptop and future desktop can do. 

    Unrelated: I played a few minutes of Karma: Incarnation 1 last night. It's looking like a neat little point'n'click - I'm getting some Botanicula vibes from it, which was another game I quite enjoyed. The art is cute and nicely produced, albeit quite quirky, and what I'm hearing of the soundtrack so far is lovely. 
  • Honestly I'd say a handheld actually attracts me more than a TV console.

    This is because I don't have good access to a TV right now.
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    I will say I like the idea of being able to have a handheld I can also use with my tv, though! It's sorta nifty to have something that's portable and good on the go, but also great to use on a larger screen when I'm cozied up in my bed. 
  • edited 2016-10-20 17:09:57

    Now that I think of it, they're probably
    trying to bank on merging their handheld and console markets because
    handheld is the only one where they had much outside support.


    Gamecube
    lost a lot of third-party, and the Wii consoles have been almost
    exclusively Nintendo's own stuff.  But DS still has been getting quite a
    bit of good stuff, largely because Vita is shit.  By doing this, they
    basically force developers onto their console.
    Not just developers, either. (Though the two are of course related.) I know several people who own a 3DS and a Microsoft/Sony console, but no Wii U.

    But I can't be the only one who has a 3DS and no home console or real interest in getting one, and it's kind of a shitty deal under those circumstances.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Okay, so I just watched the Switch trailer and SPLATOON 2 GET HYPE
  • Webber said:

    I will say I like the idea of being able to have a handheld I can also use with my tv, though! It's sorta nifty to have something that's portable and good on the go, but also great to use on a larger screen when I'm cozied up in my bed. 

    Yeah, I mean I guess if I did have a TV in my room I probably would use the dock thingy. But I don't, and I'm certainly not going to buy one just for that.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And the Wii U's gimmick of being able to use the console without a TV was a good idea, but not really thought through all the way. (I'm looking at you, pretty much every not-Mario game I have for it!) Switch makes it so you can grab the entire console and use that as the TV, which I like.
  • I have no current plans to buy a TV.

    This is because (1) I get most of my entertainment on my computer anyway, and I already have an external monitor for that, and (2) I have a pretty tight budget at the moment.

    But even if I become a billionaire, (1) will still remain in force.

    (Besides, I'm more likely to get a soundsystem than a TV.)
  • Hmm. Interesting stuff on the Nintendo Switch so far. I gotta wonder about the battery life though plus I'm still waiting to see some new games on it too.
  • If Splatoon 2 is on the Switch and doesn't also require the NX, and the Switch costs less than about $250, that might push me closer to it.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    ...The Switch is the NX.
  • ..? The Switch IS the NX, Glenn.

    Also price isn't a thing with me sometimes because fuck budgets, SPEND ALL THE MONEY!
  • ...The Switch is the NX.

    What?

    NX is the TV console and Switch is the handheld, right?
  • edited 2016-10-20 17:35:02
    Noooo?

    You can play the Switch on your TV or as a handheld. It's the main selling point they were trying to make.
  • Oh.

    Well, then it just depends on the price point.
  • Vita is shit.


    fite me
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    I will say that I will be very unlikely to buy the Switch if it's priced as a tv console. It should be in the $150-$200 range new for me to consider it. 
  • edited 2016-10-20 18:16:50
    Tiny said:

    Vita is shit.

    fite me
    still has more games than xbone
  • Xbone has Killer Instinct ergo your argument is invalid. :v
  • TitleName said:

    Xbone has Killer Instinct ergo your argument is invalid. :v

    Oh jeez, I had an entire phase of learning about fighting games that I can't even play on my PC while I was in exile.

    I want to say that I'd main Spinal, but knowing my tastes gameplay-wise, he's probably too complicated for me.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    TitleName said:

    Xbone has Killer Instinct ergo your argument is invalid. :v

    Well, yes, but 1 game is less than like, 6.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That seems like something Anonus would like.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Actually, Mystic Messenger is what I'd like a Homestuck game to be like.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    MM is good.
  • Two Zelda Oracle game thoughts:
    *Having dungeon screens scroll but not overworld screens completely fucks with the sense of scale and makes dungeons just a bit too disorienting
    *The presence of puzzles in the overworld with all too few shortcuts makes navigating the overworld a pretty big chore

    And one Spec Ops: The Line thought:

    *I really wish there was a game with the same set of barebones mechanics, general heaviness of PC movement, and gorgeous setting as SOTL but as like a horde defense mode. Make it a sort of an especially morbid, grimy "zone out" game.

    I'm pretty sure SOTL technically has a mode like that but I'd be weirded out playing it bc it's so at odds with the way the game is.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2016-10-24 22:27:15
    So I just did an endgame mission in Super Mystery Dungeon where I fought off an ambush by Dusknoir (yes, that Dusknoir) in a long dungeon full of level 60-70 enemies and nearly constant sandstorm.

    It connected me to Grovyle, who had a mission to rescue Celebi...in the 4th floor of one of the very first dungeons of the game.

    :|
  • BeeBee
    edited 2016-10-25 01:58:50
    You found the Path of Fallen Leaves!

    42F
    Super Difficult

    ._______.

    EDIT:  HOLY SHIT Wailord is huge.  He takes up a 3x3 like any other large Pokemon, but it looks more like 3x6.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2016-10-26 05:06:43
    Not sure what the game expects you to do against Groudon.  You go through almost 30 floors of enemies who freely nuke the room for 80 damage or chain-hit you for 300+ at range, then fight a boss whose every move nukes the room for almost 150.

    Unless they seriously want you to do the whole dungeon with 3 Flying types or something.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    We Know The Devil is harrowing and worth playing.

    Not sure what else to say about it.
  • Heh.  So I finally got a "motivated" party that was crappy enough to waste it on Grovyle's mission to rescue Celebi in one of the first dungeons in the game.  Keep in mind, these are presumably the badass apocalypse future heroes from Time/Darkness/Sky.  It starts out with Grovyle wondering what the hell could possibly have happened to her in a dungeon that easy, but it turns out she just has a damsel in distress fetish.

    Also, you know that awful Water Looplet you get from Coballion?  The one whose special ability makes thrown items go forever, which is almost completely useless and it only has two slots anyway?  I finally figured out you can use it to throw stat vitamins and level seeds through two allies, so I can finally start pumping my 3rd-stringers!
  • edited 2016-10-31 07:22:16
    Somewhere around like the dozenth time trying the fight against The Fury, I begin to seriously question why anyone thinks MGS3 is better than MGS2

    The mechanics are more sophisticated, sure, but I find myself outright infuriated with this game far more often than the other two
  • edited 2016-10-31 07:27:17
    I never played MGS2 tbh. Maybe if I give it a try, I might like it

    Granted if it's about story and narrative stuff, it is lost on me.
  • Halloween said:

    Somewhere around like the dozenth time trying the fight against The Fury, I begin to seriously question why anyone thinks MGS3 is better than MGS2

    The mechanics are more sophisticated, sure, but I find myself outright infuriated with this game far more often than the other two

    It makes fun of Raiden
  • The Worst Reason
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