ITT: We are all Pokemon

Icalasari · 2012-07-26 00:25:52

I'm a Zoroark because apparently they can use their Illusion ability to speak human languages

So there. I'm not too lazy to get into the machine. I'm just a Zoroark who happens to be using Illusion to look and sound exactly as I do as a human >:|

Boney · 2012-07-26 00:27:25

I am a chikorita, cause mystery dungeon said so.

ProfessorGator · 2012-07-26 00:27:55

Well, I'm a Latios. You know, we Latios can bend the light around us to make us look like anything we want, even a human. And I'm not really talking to you right now; I'm using telepathy. You believe me, right?

Boney · 2012-07-26 00:28:38

You are all dittos.

Spacey · 2012-07-26 00:29:05

Spacey space! Space space spacey.

(amidoinitrite)

Boney · 2012-07-26 00:29:24

yes

Icalasari · 2012-07-26 00:32:27

^^ Why are you a Chatot though, and where did you learn that phrase?

Icalasari · 2012-07-26 00:46:08

I'll prove I'm a Pokemon by using an attack! ...*punches somebody* See? Sucker Punch! >.> <.<

ProfessorGator · 2012-07-26 00:56:10

Me, too! I'll use one of my most powerful techniques... Defense Curl!

(goes into the fetal position)

Shut up, this is definitely an attack Latios knows.

Misery · 2012-07-26 01:24:03

I'm a skitty.

Icalasari · 2012-07-26 03:48:42

^ Skitty Scat!

...Wait... Eww...

Eelektross · 2012-07-26 04:50:04

I'm Electivire.

...what?

Icalasari · 2012-07-26 06:09:53

^ I think you'd be better as an Excadrill that somehow got Mold Breaker

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Boney · 2012-07-26 06:45:49

*Giga Drain* :D

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Boney · 2012-07-26 06:52:04

:D

Icalasari · 2012-07-27 01:30:00

^ *CRITICAL NASTY PLOTTED NIGHT DAZE IN THE FACE!*

See? I TOLD you I was a Zoroark!

Boney · 2012-07-27 05:40:28

*Fainted*

Icalasari · 2012-07-27 13:09:44

...I just thought of something

With Zoroarks clearly human level intelligence, along with ability to mimic humans, how many humans in the Pokemon world have had sex with Zoroarks? How many knew their partner is a Zoroark and just didn't care? Did any of these couples successfully have children? Were these children born in eggs or live birthed? Were they human, Zorua, or a mix? Can the children have children or are they like mules and sterile? What do the laws say about Human/Zoroark relations? If they are illegal, is it even possible to enforce due to how damn convincing Zoroark are?

...And does this happen to spread to other Pokemon species?

Edit: *Laws, not paws, although that was a HILARIOUS typo

ProfessorGator · 2012-07-27 13:21:48

Clearly, this is how N was born. IT MUST BE CANON

Boney · 2012-07-27 14:48:59

Pncalynjde said:
...I just thought of something

With Zoroarks clearly human level intelligence, along with ability to mimic humans, how many humans in the Pokemon world have had sex with Zoroarks? How many knew their partner is a Zoroark and just didn't care? Did any of these couples successfully have children? Were these children born in eggs or live birthed? Were they human, Zorua, or a mix? Can the children have children or are they like mules and sterile? What do the laws say about Human/Zoroark relations? If they are illegal, is it even possible to enforce due to how damn convincing Zoroark are?

...And does this happen to spread to other Pokemon species?

Edit: *Laws, not paws, although that was a HILARIOUS typo

wut

Icalasari · 2012-07-27 16:49:07

^^ I do know that you follow a Zoroark at one point, and when you arrive in the final room, the Zoroark is not there but N is

Boney · 2012-07-27 16:57:14

When is that?

Icalasari · 2012-07-27 17:33:22

In BW2

Boney · 2012-07-27 17:38:15

Oh.

Eelektross · 2012-07-28 23:12:52

how many humans in the Pokemon world have had sex with Zoroarks?

You're veering into...that territory, man.

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