Was it an attempt at world domination that the company was performing? If so, then they did not go about it very well. The company's stock plummeted to ten cents a share in 2006, down from $50 a share in 2005.
Out the door was a man on a camel, named Sir Whirrrglirrrshirrrserfeld, Sr. Whirrrglirrrshirrrserfeld had amassed a massive fortune over the previous thirty years, and was a charismatic businessman, until his disappearance in 2006. Attempts to find him have not been successful.
However, one Nicaraguan man claims that he has found Whirrrglirrrshirrrserfeld, in a lowered state of mind that allowed him to deem this man the heir to his fortune.
That Nicaraguan man was you, right there, in the black shirt.
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Wait, no, that's the Nigerian scam.