ITT: We are on RAINBOW ROAD!

Comments

• Spacey

  2012-07-05 00:41:35

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  -puts a banana on the loopy thing-
• Icalasari

  2012-07-05 00:55:35

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  *Is back on the track. Hits the banana and careens out of control, causing a 279 go kart pile up*
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-07-05 00:57:58

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  (uses a Super Mushroom right as I'm about to reach a sharp turn, falls off the edge)

  
  

  Maybe this wasn't the best ideaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaa...
• Obā-san

  2012-07-05 01:07:39

  
  

  (*Wins Because Dry Bones*)
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-07-05 03:48:23

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  OBJECTION! We don't know which Rainbow Road we're on!
  
• Corporal Forsythe

  2012-07-05 07:39:50

  Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

  finished rainbow road with Princess krew represent
• Imipolex G

  2012-07-05 12:03:11

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Fence? There ain't no fences on Rainbow Road!
  
• Icalasari

  2012-07-05 13:28:10

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  ^ Mario Kart 64. Small fences around the edge
• ProfessorGator

  2012-07-05 13:36:47

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  There are also Chain Chomps.

  
  

  (drives by one)

  
  

  Hi, Chain Chomps!
• Imipolex G

  2012-07-05 14:05:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I only recognize Rainbow Road from the original SMK as being genuine.
  
  /grumpy old man
  
• Icalasari

  2012-07-06 12:04:42

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  ^ *Crashes into you on purpose* >:|
• Bunny

  2012-07-06 12:06:15

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  I am surprised no one has posted this yet...

  
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-07-06 12:06:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *goes over the edge* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-07-07 06:05:48

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Pah. Rainbow Road 64 was the worst of the lot.
• glennmagusharvey

  2012-07-07 10:19:56 edited 2012-07-07 10:20:18

  I only recognize Rainbow Road from the original SMK as being genuine.
  
  /grumpy old man
  

  also, only original Rainbow Road has that unique weird music; the other tracks aren't as cool
  
  also

  fence
  

  what is this blasphemy you speak of
  
• Füschlatz

  2012-07-07 10:27:20

  
  

  In the MK64 Rainbow Road there's a little fence that's only as tall as the wheels of each kart. As far as the physics engine is concerned it's high enough to stop the karts from falling off at most places, but then again physics engines have a really annoying habit of putting up invisible walls everywhere...
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2012-07-07 10:54:51

  Yeah, I know about that.  I just feel that defeated the whole point of the track, which was that it's like an exceptionally dangerous and extremely flashy ghost house track with invincible thwomps.
  
  Anyway, time for some music:
  
  
  
• Bunny

  2012-07-07 22:22:59

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  Personally, I like the MKWii Rainbow Road, because it turns the track into a high speed booster fueled adrenaline rush that grinds weak drivers into paste.
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-07-08 00:08:19

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  They bring back the original rainbow road in the 3DS version