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  • edited 2012-06-30 15:08:33
    ^^LOLO MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T A LOLCOW I'D STOP.

    ^^^^YOUR FICS SUX EMOKID
  • ^WELL YOU'RE STUPID AND YOUR RELIGION IS DUMB. YOU SHOULD WORSHIP MY RELIGON



    Pounding, pounding... You feel it

    Burning, burning this lave

    Scorching weakened hearts be troubled

    They scream we're too extreme


    We come to spread our insane



    This doctrine chaos chaos

    Demanding nothing less but to

    Make you scream we're too extreme


    Tu corazón latiendo



    Te sientes el dolor

    Deseo la locura

    Tu gritas... Extreme!!!

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm glad Morbid Angel did half-assed industrial songs
  • They'd be almost passable except they seriously have the worst drum samples.


    Like what the fuck.


    And...


    Yeah.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bluh bluh bluh
  • edited 2012-07-02 18:31:01
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^ recyclables
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    tumut
  • edited 2012-07-02 21:04:18
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    lol PONY.MOv series shloud be cannon

    ;let's write to Habsro
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    did you guise see party.mov
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    fuck you, i can eat all these apples
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    yo applejack
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    The bottle of Everclear Pinkie manages to down is much like the one that is sold here:

    image

    'horse that bottle is also the picture on Wikipedia, so they could have just gotten it from there.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    my god, it's full of apples
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    and beyond the infinite
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    or at least a close second 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I didn't like PARTY.MOV as much as the others, honestly

    I think MAGIC.MOV is still my favorite
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I didn't like MAGIC.MOV as much as the others, honestly.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
    it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots"
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    How to Good-bye Depression
    If you constrict anus 100 times every day.
    Malarkey? or Effective way?
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    Spike is best character in those, bar none.
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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    tumut
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    Why does Jesus wear a hat like that
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    image
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    hiffu hihhiffu

    lalalalalalalala
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    white male privilege or whatever
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Did you forget about Bruce Almighty's God?
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    Wasn't that Morgan Freeman?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yes it was.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    LOOK JUYS I IMPROVED-STYLE MY AVATAR

    image

    DONT FOR GET TO CHEK THE FILENAME FOR EXCELLENT POETRY"
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    you stole that from some rapper. I forget who
  • edited 2012-07-03 00:50:09
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    God clearly looks like Morgan Freeman and Alanis Morrisette's androgynous space-baby.

    Also, so many rainbows. Why.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    you stole that from some rapper. I forget who

    That's becuz you don't have the SRTONG MEMORY OF REMEMBERING like I do

    now what were we talking about again
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    tropical storms
  • The sadness will last forever.
    MY OPINION IS BETTER THAN YOURS
  • The sadness will last forever.
    THE ONLY OPINION THAT MATTERS IS MINE

    ;_;
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    macaroni and cheese
  • edited 2012-07-03 00:58:56
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    SHUT UP

    STOP MOCKING ME YOU GUYS
  • The sadness will last forever.
    OH MAH GOD

    DESU
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    PUrPLe griffins stole all my candy

    because they're RACIXSSSSTTTs
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: 'Now your third wish. What will it be?'
    'Third wish?' The man was baffled. 'How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?'
    'You've had two wishes already,' the hag said, 'but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.' She cackled at the poor berk. 'So it is that you have one wish left.'
    'All right,' said the man, 'I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to know who I am.'
    'Funny,' said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. 'That was your first wish.'
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