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ITT: Injokes from the original Trash Heap

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
edited 2012-06-03 16:21:46 in General
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  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    I can't find Starepony Conhooftest on youtube...
  • BoneyBoney
    TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    *Gets out his gnawing teeth*
  • Unknown
    edited 2012-06-03 15:50:05
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  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You might wanna shorten that or else the mods will use the skullfuck button!
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You're listening to Wednesday Morning with Chef and Waiterman, only on Denver's Caffeine 92.5!
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Now I'm gonna go work on Ai To Yuuki Harukanaru Toki No Asobi Ni Iku Ginga Sengoku Ninomiya-kun Rokubou No Shichinin Gensou.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Are you heading off to the mountains again?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Who died and made you Sigmund Freud? Danglebutt.
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    edited 2012-06-03 16:07:29
    Who died and made you Sigmund Freud?

    ^ YOU DAMN NINJA

    Obviously, it's our hivemind at work.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "YOU DAMN NINJA"? I don't remember that one.
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    That's because...um....

    Cocks
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Mommy, why does Jumpingzombie keep saying "cocks"?
  • Unknown
    edited 2012-06-03 16:11:38
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  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    Because the world is a horrible place, dear. And if you look too long, you're eyes will catch on fire.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *rides the PARDAY BUS*
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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *gets out the Butter Churn*
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    Shippingzombie post.

    (But, whatever happened to JZ the Horrible Shipper?)
  • CharlotteCharlotte
    Bow before your Queen, lowly mortals! Central Avenue’s eternal 8-year-old. [she/her]
    Why is Ms. Teacherson so mean? All I wanted to do was take her Honda for a test-drive, but she took away my recess! :(
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Central Avenue said:

    You might wanna shorten that or else the mods will use the skullfuck button!

    I am here and you are all busted.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *guitar solo*

    *played live from Ynthntoginanison Township*
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    Controversial statement: left ventricle
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yes, I love being busted!
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  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    Imipolex G said:

    Yes, I love being busted!

    heheheh "bust"
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    that's the joke
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    QUAIL
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Don't think I didn't catch that, mod who I assume was Haven
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  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    ^^ Not quite as impressive here, is it.
  • HavenHaven
    edited 2012-06-03 16:25:39
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    squidLuminEtron: "busting someone with pancakeness" sounds more like you were battering him.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    edited 2012-06-03 16:26:54
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ Assault and battery?
  • Unknown
    edited 2012-06-03 16:27:08
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  • BoneyBoney
    TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    *Gnaws*
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    *clausgnaws Claus*
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *shops at CA Marketplace, then performs an exorcism to free someone from the power of Comic Sans*
  • Unknown
    edited 2012-06-03 16:31:10
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  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *buys ABC, sells stations to Imi, who builds mini-golf courses*
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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Paddling down the river Styx in a canoe made of a thousand eyelids, the past justified by fate and the future justified by the right margin, one of the great songer-singwriters, in search of the rarest perfumes of Arabia and the finest candycanes of Ashtabula
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Quick, JZ, get an Interstate shield avatar so we can have an all-road-sign page
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    Drug PSA post:

  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    CA: Awww, but I like my new avatar D:
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "I've finished Magic school! Finally I can realize my dream of giving out drugs to children!"
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  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    And of course


  • PlutoniumFistPlutoniumFist
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    HEYYOHEYHI ITS HIGHTIME THEY UP AND MADE A THREAD FOR THE ORIGINAL HEAP IN ALL ITS GLORY!!!! I TELL YA, THE ORIGINAL IS THE BEST AND ALL THESE NEW ONES JUST DONT STACK UP! MY 90ZZZ CHILDHOOD WAS THE BEST AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE, I GOTTA ASK YOU IF YOU CAN USE YOUR GPS TO GIVE ME DIRECTIONS TO NERDSVILLE!!!!
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