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• Princess Alice

  2023-05-04 05:07:27

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  February 12, 2023
  
  wateriamn where is my microphone
  
  chef
  put some clothes on
  and then i will ask the question:
  what microphone are you talkign about
  
  th microphone of immortality
  i stole it from prince
  
  it can't be a good imortality token if it belonge d to a dead guy
  
  oh that's a good point
  i might as well immediately throw it in teh recycling bin then
  
  that's sensible
  it's not like a microsphone that belonged to world-famous muciisan prince would sell for more than $0.0000006 anyways
  
  yeah
  especially not until after the 2008 election
  
  i think mccain's gonna win this one
  
  it really is a banger
  all the lyrics are really meaningful
  
  hey you ca't do that
  nonsense is one thing but it doesn't get to just be a nonsequitur
  
  what are you talking about
  
  the chef and also waiterman format
  it follows certain rules
  if you just start typing word salad the structure breaks down
  
  sell my gloves to an unmarried florist or dave will rent a mausoleum
  
  nooo
  look what youve done chef
  
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• Princess Alice

  2023-05-04 05:08:05

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  May 1, 2023
  
  forever chef, I want to be forever chef
  do you really want to cook forever?
  forever chef
  
  hey chef
  what are even you doing
  
  oh hi watierman
  ive decided to VIOLATE INTERNATIONAL COYPYRIGHT LAW
  by recording my own version of 1980s hit songs without compenasation to the original songwriters
  
  i notcied you changed the lyrics to be about being a chef
  
  i did??
  i thought the song laways went that way
  
  you think everything is about chefs though
  i could show you a stop sign and youd tell me it's somehow about chefs
  
  oh, you mean those big red octagos that say "CHEF" on them?
  
  stop, chef
  
  oh, is that waht they say?
  
  no, you were right about them saying 'chef"
  i'm just telling you to stop in general
  
  oh, that makes sesne
  I should indeed stop everything I ever do after all
  
  that's called dying, chef
  
  so it is
  does my insurance cover that?
  
  what insurance? you schedule yourself 39.5 hours a week so that you don't have to pay yourself insurance
  
  oh right
  tht explains why i have to steal allm y adderall instead of getting it filled at Rite Aid
  
  you have a new felony warrant for that, by the way
  
  oh, ok, i'll take care of that on my lunch hour
• Imipolex G

  2023-05-04 05:08:23

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "Wait, I have a LEFT leg???"
• Princess Alice

  2023-05-13 14:39:32 edited 2023-05-13 14:39:38

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  check it out watierman
  i've just puclished my first novel
  
  chef
  this is a copy of th yellow pages that you put a new title on
  
  that's ok
  SBC Ameritech will never figure out I plaigirizied their intellectual property
  
  you didn't even, like, put a new cover on it
  you just crossed out "GREATER CLEVELAND TELEPHONE DIRECTORY" and wrote "THE CHEF WHO WAS REALLY COOL: A NOVEL BY NEW YORK TIMES WORSTSELLING AUTHOR CHEF"
  
  i've sold over √-1 copies worldwide!!!
  
  what kind of reviews did your book get?
  
  that's the thing
  the only person i was able to get to review it was my 2-year-old niece Charlie
  
  what did Charlite think of it?
  
  she said it was one of the worst-tasting phone books she's ever gnawed on
  
  huh, that's the same review that food critic gave our restaurant last weekend
  
  i think charlie is doing a little bitt of plagiairizsm of her own
  
  i can't believe the lack of journalistic integrity of the 2-year-old tolddlers these days
• glennmagusharvey

  2023-05-13 17:29:00

  > she said it was one of the worst-tasting phone books she's ever gnawed on

  
  

  http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comic/triloigi/
  

  00000024 - Waluigi Checks Out a Library Book