tampering with the cabbage at the moment;

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• Imipolex G

  2023-03-03 04:50:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  art thou a human and not a cabbage or something
  
• Princess Alice

  2023-03-03 05:00:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  You have provided zero evidence that I am not an infant.
• navihomulily

  2023-03-03 06:00:13

  *homuhomu*

  Cabbage maze
• Calica

  2023-03-03 06:06:57

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Tempering with cabbage? That's not very ｒｅａｌ of you
• Princess Alice

  2023-03-03 06:08:11

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  The grandfather clock never rewinded the Melba toast Weapon.,
• Salix Babylonika

  2023-03-03 06:18:46

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Ogh gheeze not te CABBAGE prncess

  
  

  the spud grows n both sze and power untl the world can no longer contan t, the spud soon s blockng out the son
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2023-03-03 15:33:05

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Tampering with cabbage violates the following regulations:

  
  

  1. The Integrity of Fruits & Vegetables Regulation
  2. The Integreity of Vegetables Sub-Clause
  3. The Integrity of Cabbage Sub-Sub-Clause
  4. The "Generally Do Not Do Things That Would Cause Someone to Quip 'Fuck Around and Find Out' About Them" Regulation
     
  5. The Do Not Let The Princess Eat All of Our Food Regulation
  6. The Don't Be Rude on the Phone Regulation
  7. The "Oh No the Princess is at it Again" Regulation
     

  
  

  In response, I activate Mana Leak. Your turn, Princess.
  
• Princess Alice

  2023-03-04 05:00:49

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  raze the millennium and receive a FREE existential crisis!!
• Salix Babylonika

  2023-03-04 20:27:01

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Princess Alice said:

  raze the millennium and receive a FREE existential crisis!!

  you didn't even respond to her casting Mana Leak....
  
• Ali_Roz

  2023-03-05 01:30:45

  Do not tamper with cabbages, a cabbage, or the cabbage.  Logically, tampering with the cabbage is the same thing as the cabbage tampering with you, which is why if a/the cabbage(s) ask you to help it/him/her/she/them tamper, you should refuse.  This has been a public service announcement brought to you by a messenger sent by the oracles.
• glennmagusharvey

  2023-03-05 02:23:31

  you should be tampering with the eggplant instead
• Salix Babylonika

  2023-05-17 06:32:23

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  you STILL didn't respond to Ollie casting Mana Leak
• Princess Alice

  2023-05-17 06:32:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  This is Boya Leak at best.
• Salix Babylonika

  2023-05-17 06:33:33

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Princess Alice said:

  This is Boya Leak at best.

  BoyarDEEZ NUTS
• Millennium

  2024-10-27 05:20:35

  Two-thousand-zero-zero, party over, oops, outta time! Self-described narcissist and aspiring author with an imagination even I can’t contain. [she/her]

  
• lee4hmz

  2024-10-28 21:37:40

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Momo from Dan Da Dan said:

  Princess Alice said:

  This is Boya Leak at best.

  BoyarDEEZ NUTS

  boy oh boy-ar-dee