List of Forbidden Pretty Cures

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• Princess Alice

  2020-09-30 08:03:19

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Isn't "Cure Astigmatism" just what LASIK does?
• Salix Babylonika

  2020-09-30 08:04:06

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  that's her power
• Salix Babylonika

  2020-09-30 08:04:12

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  she works for LASIK
• Princess Alice

  2020-09-30 08:06:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I mentioned it before but one of the reasons I've never seriously looked into LASIK is that I'm so used to having shitty vision that I think it would genuinely terrify me to be able to see clearly all the time
• Salix Babylonika

  2020-09-30 08:08:01

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  my stepdad got LASIK and the guy doing the surgery fucked something up and it made his vision even worse, so I've never looked into it for that reason :B
• Princess Alice

  2020-09-30 08:09:54

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  If I'm going to pay anybody to shoot a laser at my face, it's gonna be to remove the beard
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-09-30 08:22:57

  > List of Forbidden Pretty Cures

  > Cure Crocodile

  
  

  I object to this.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2020-10-01 05:11:48

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Cure Hangover, the most powerful of the Pretty Cures.
• Salix Babylonika

  2020-10-04 03:38:08

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  • Cure Ben Drowned
  • Cure NLM
  • Cure T34
• Obā-san

  2020-10-04 03:42:35

  
  

  Cure Cyproterone Acetate
• Crystal

  2020-10-04 18:15:57

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Cure Poggers
• Imipolex G

  2020-10-04 21:35:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Cure Robert Smith
  
• Section42L

  2020-10-06 20:00:15

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Cure Robert Pollard
• Fossilmaiden

  2020-10-06 22:41:22

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Cure Cuterie
  
• Princess Alice

  2020-10-06 22:45:24

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Cure The Cure
• Calica

  2020-10-07 21:10:28

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Cure Dexamethasone
• Princess Alice

  2020-10-08 23:44:12

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Cure Totalitarianism
  Cure Tech Support
  Cure Homura Akemi
  Cure Keurig
  Cure Arson
• Imipolex G

  2020-10-09 00:10:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Cure Pettanko
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2021-06-15 00:11:20

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Cure Hanch

  Cure Wasabioli

  Cure Tarchup
• Odradek

  2021-06-15 00:27:35

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Cure Kuuga

  Cure Agito

  Cure Ryuki

  Cure 555

  Cure Blade

  Cure Hibiki

  Cure Kabuto

  Cure Den-O

  Cure Kiva

  Cure Decade

  Cure Double 

  Cure OOO

  Cure Fourze

  Cure Wizard

  Cure Gaim

  Cure Drive

  Cure Ghost

  Cure Ex-Aid

  Cure Build

  Cure Zi-Oh

  Cure Zero-One

  Cure Saber

  Cure Revice
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-07-02 19:14:08

  Cure Economictheory
• Sredni Vashtar

  2021-07-02 19:29:03

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Cure Learned Hand
• Imipolex G

  2021-07-02 20:10:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Cure Acid Trip
  Cure Curator
  Cure A Flock of Seagulls
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-07-02 20:47:26

  Cure That Last Piece Of Paper That's Been Stuck Beneath The Drawer Since Forever
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-07-02 22:20:52 edited 2021-07-02 22:21:20

  Cure Overnight

  
  

  Cure Provisional Ballot

  
  

  
  

  Cure AIDS

  Cure Cancer

  Cure COVID-19

  Cure Influenza

  (this joke was already done by Jane)
  
• Tanya

  2021-07-05 11:24:31

  Pizza Dog

  Cure Entropy
  Cure "Just Monika"
  Cure Oregano
  Cure Mountain Dew
• Imipolex G

  2021-07-05 17:05:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Cure Bitmonica
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2021-07-05 18:41:54

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Cure Tunkall
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-07-06 00:36:22

  Cure Tunak Tunak Tun
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-07-06 00:36:33

  Cure Smash Bros.
• glennmagusharvey

  2021-07-06 00:37:39

  Counterclock said:

  Cure Entropy
  Cure "Just Monika"
  Cure Oregano
  Cure Mountain Dew

  honestly, "Cure Oregano" is actually plausible
• Salix Babylonika

  2022-02-03 15:08:54

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  • Cure Seethe
  • Cure Mald
  • Cure Cope
    
• Ali_Roz

  2022-02-03 19:09:07 edited 2022-02-03 19:10:19

  Mald???

  
  

  Never even heard that sequence of letters before.

  
  

  Except, I guess, in the Maldives.
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-02-04 00:42:02

  Cure Facebook
• Imipolex G

  2022-02-04 01:01:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  good luck with that
  
• Calica

  2023-01-18 14:20:28

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Odradek said:

  Cure Kuuga

  Cure Agito

  Cure Ryuki

  Cure 555

  Cure Blade

  Cure Hibiki

  Cure Kabuto

  Cure Den-O

  Cure Kiva

  Cure Decade

  Cure Double 

  Cure OOO

  Cure Fourze

  Cure Wizard

  Cure Gaim

  Cure Drive

  Cure Ghost

  Cure Ex-Aid

  Cure Build

  Cure Zi-Oh

  Cure Zero-One

  Cure Saber

  Cure Revice

  
  
  Cure Geats

  Cure Tycoon

  Cure Na-Go

  Cure Buffa
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2023-01-18 15:10:00

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Cure Alien Baltan
• Agathe Black

  2023-01-18 15:33:37

  HERO OF EARTH!
  

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Cure Alien Baltan

  Now I wonder which Luna posted this.
  
• Calica

  2023-01-18 21:35:41

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Agathe Black said:

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Cure Alien Baltan

  Now I wonder which Luna posted this.
  

  It would've been really funny if it were Kyouko though
• Imipolex G

  2023-01-18 23:41:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Cure Fuzz
  
• Princess Alice

  2023-01-18 23:43:45

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Cure Obama
  Cure Existentialism
  Cure Madonna
  Cure Whip
• Fossilmaiden

  2023-01-18 23:51:54

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• Calica

  2023-01-23 17:18:47

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93229282
• Princess Alice

  2023-01-23 19:13:38

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I'm surprised nobody called me out on "Cure Whip" being a real one
• Anonus

  2023-01-25 23:50:04 edited 2023-01-25 23:50:51

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Cure Xmjscwjmp and 
• Anonus

  2023-01-25 23:51:00

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Cure Wrhoshghnz
• glennmagusharvey

  2023-01-26 01:22:47

  > Cool Cure Whip

  
  

  Cure Off

  Cure Spot

  Cure Beans

  Cure Dudes

  Cure Story Bro
• lee4hmz

  2023-03-15 06:35:32

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  The Four Cures of the Apocalypse
• Princess Alice

  2023-03-15 15:09:48

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  lee4hmz said:

  The Four Cures of the Apocalypse

  Who is the fifth one that joins halfway through the season?
• Princess Alice

  2023-03-15 15:31:40

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Glitter Spade