I've decided to become omnipotent.

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• Imipolex G

  2020-09-04 03:19:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  cool story sis
• Section42L

  2020-09-06 21:15:05

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Omnipotent Potables
• Princess Alice

  2020-10-09 02:15:26

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  This project was postponed due to budget constraints
  
  Remember to vote YES on Issue 🍔 to get the project going again
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-10-09 04:01:51 edited 2020-10-09 04:09:05

  i accidentally voted YES on issue 🦺, is this bad
• Princess Alice

  2020-10-09 08:45:19

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Update: We discussed this during a voice call on The Magic Planet, and concluded that my becoming omnipotent would make your insurance less expensive.
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-10-09 12:33:46

  but how does it compare to switching to Geico?