I've decided to become omnipotent.

Don't worry: This won't make your insurance more expensive. Probably.

Comments

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cool story sis
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Omnipotent Potables
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This project was postponed due to budget constraints

    Remember to vote YES on Issue 🍔 to get the project going again
  • edited 2020-10-09 04:09:05
    i accidentally voted YES on issue 🦺, is this bad
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Update: We discussed this during a voice call on The Magic Planet, and concluded that my becoming omnipotent would make your insurance less expensive.
  • but how does it compare to switching to Geico?
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