So we journeyed to her house one thing led to an other I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was her mother I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string She said "Hey you two I was once like you and I liked to do the wild thing"
Wild thing She loved to do the wild thing Wild thing Please baby baby please
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
See, I can accept "Funky Cold Medina" as a product of its time, but what absolutely kills me is that the '80s/'90s nostalgia radio stations still give it airplay as if there's nothing wrong with it
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I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was her mother
I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string
She said "Hey you two I was once like you and I liked to do the wild thing"
She loved to do the wild thing
Wild thing
Please baby baby please