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An Important Royal Decree

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
in General
*walks on stage in a non-pink, non-frilly business suit, munching broccoli and carrots*

From now on, Centralia is a democracy. We're gonna have an election, and as soon as our new president takes office, I'm abdicating.

This is not a decision I make lightly, but I've decided that being the eternal child princess is just too much of a drain and it's time I grew up and moved on.

Thank you very much for your patience.

Your humble public servant,
Alice
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Comments

  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You won't run for president?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Nah, then I'd have to be in charge of an entire country! Who wants that?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I am also going to stop bein' a cow
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Today's other headlines:
    * GMH's shocking origins uncovered: not actually native to Florida
    * GMH seen watching a popular anime series -- and liking it
    * GMH spotted updating applications, even allowing automatic updates for some
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I mean you're literally just a figurehead for Tzetze and the Bird Goddess' deep state bureaucracy on the practical side and the parliament already does all the legal work.
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