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FREE ICE CREAM for geniuses

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
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If you can prove you're a genius, you get one FREE soft-serve cone!

Void where prohibited. Toppings 23¢ extra. Offer expires 05/31/2018.

Comments

  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    I'm a very unstable genius
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I got A+s on all my spelling tests
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You gotta provide proof, or I'll just assume you're trying to get free ice cream.

    What's your Genius ID number?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    80085
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    OK, good. Now, one last step. Just prove you're not a bot by filling out this captcha:
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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    i bate boobs
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So, you're a spelling genius, but you can't tell the difference between an h and a b??? 🤔
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    not when it's all wavy like that

    how did you create that, anyway
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    by googling "fake captcha generator" and clicking on the first result
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I never would've thought of that
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imipolex G said:

    I never would've thought of that

    Imi confirmed for non-genius.

    Your ice cream cone will be 89¢, please.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nah I'll pass

    I just went to Wendy's anyway
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Joke's on you, I just bought out Wendy's six hours ago, so I got your money anyways!!
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Technically, you got my mom's money, since I used a gift card she got me for Christmas.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    this offer still stands
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    Science
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    CUNTASAURUS REXXX
    Kill Her
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
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