Because they won't return my voicemails asking them to come along with me on the PRINCESS ALICE SPRING BREAK ROAD TRIP
("Aren't your Dame Adorabelle's personas supposed to be like, 13 or 14? How can you drive?" I'm a SOVEREIGN, silly laws like "needing a driver's license" don't apply to me!!)
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(I'm pretty certain it was from my dad, who I have talked to since anyway, so there isn't really any urgency here, but still.)