Imma kill the Easter Bunny

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• Unknown

  2012-04-07 21:39:15 edited 2012-04-07 21:39:26

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• Misery

  2012-04-07 22:12:29

  The sadness will last forever.

  YOU MONSTER!! :(
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-07 22:25:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I don't believe you.
  
• PlutoniumFist

  2012-04-07 22:32:22

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  SOMEONE CALL THE COPS
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-07 22:33:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  WHERE'S SECURITY
  
• [Deleted User]

  2012-04-07 22:34:06

  It's not always easy to protect the Princess...especially from herself.

  What seems to be the problem here, sir?
• ProfessorGator

  2012-04-07 22:34:50

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Why? Surely it can't be so important to have an authentic Easter Bunny hat that you have to harvest his scalp!
• PlutoniumFist

  2012-04-07 22:35:36

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  HE'SACRAZYMANHEAHGUNNAKILLTHEESTERBUNNAH
• Icalasari

  2012-04-07 23:35:09

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  THE EASTER BUNNY IS A MENACE!
  
  That chocolate? Yeah, it isn't chocolate!
  
• TheRavenClaw

  2012-04-07 23:44:08

  now now what troubles you, please speak with your mind and tell us?
  as it does not do good to dwell on matters than make you feel hatred or disgust?
• Icalasari

  2012-04-07 23:48:50

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  He's a bunny. Who breaks into your house. And leaves "chocolate". And...
  
  FINE! IT'S BECAUSE OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE AND I'M JEALOUS AND THAT'S THAT! >:|
  
• TheRavenClaw

  2012-04-07 23:57:42

  chocolate isn't everything you know....it's just something to eat and its not that great really
  personally the better thing to go for is jolly ranchers and candy besides sweets :)
  im not getting any this year so don't feel bad and your not alone, my brother is lactose intollerant too and he cant have certain things either.

  
  No matter who you are no one will think bad of you just be yourself "pat's back" :)
• [Deleted User]

  2012-04-08 00:00:02

  It's not always easy to protect the Princess...especially from herself.

  ...I'm going to have to ask that you refrain from murdering mythical characters on the premises.

  
  

  Unless, of course, you have a murderbuddies permit.
• Icalasari

  2012-04-08 00:03:43

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  ^^ But chocolate!
  
  ^ ...Does a bribe of several hundred mythical dollars count?
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-04-08 00:07:35

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Have you considered like

  just asking for jellybeans instead

  or something
• Icalasari

  2012-04-08 00:12:18 edited 2012-04-08 00:12:50

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  ^ Chocolate >:|
  
  Besides, chocolate is one of the few dairy treats I CAN digest but shh this is out of character
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-08 02:31:59

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• Icalasari

  2012-04-08 02:44:49

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  ^ FINALLY somebody who GETS me!
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-08 02:53:17 edited 2012-04-08 02:53:52

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• Misery

  2012-04-08 02:55:49

  The sadness will last forever.

  I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!

  THERE MUST BE A CHOCOLATE STORE..MADE OF CHOCOLATE!
• Unknown

  2012-04-08 02:58:03

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• Icalasari

  2012-04-08 03:00:57

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  I'VE DONE IT!
  
  The Easter Bunny is no more!
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-08 03:02:08

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• PlutoniumFist

  2012-04-08 03:02:47

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  SHOOT HIM
  
  SHOOTHIMSHOOTHIMSHOOTSHOOTTHERESFUDGEEVERYWHEREAAAAAHHHH
• [Deleted User]

  2012-04-08 03:06:14

  It's not always easy to protect the Princess...especially from herself.

  *walks in with White Castle bag in hand*

  
  

  Hey, guys, did I miss anyth--

  
  

  Oh crap.
• Princess Alice

  2012-04-08 03:10:23

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  (If you're wondering "why White Castle?": It's the only fast food place I could think of off the top of my head that's open 24 hours.)
  
• Misery

  2012-04-08 03:11:00

  The sadness will last forever.

  -sobbing-

   

  NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
• lee4hmz

  2012-04-08 03:12:53

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  There's a 24-hours McDonald's up the street from my house. Also, Sheetz and Wawa are open 24 hours here.
• Icalasari

  2012-04-08 03:16:05

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  Oh relax, he's like Santa Claus or Frosty the Snowman or Superman:
  
  He'll come back the next year (or issue...)
  
• King_Friday

  2012-04-08 04:50:55

  BEEFCAKE

  I like the fact that the Easter Bunny now hides diabetic chocolate eggs.  He's a very considerate bunny.
• Unknown

  2012-04-08 12:39:20

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• Icalasari

  2012-04-08 12:46:20

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  Damn you! You've DOOMED us all!
• Unknown

  2012-04-08 12:48:08

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• Misery

  2012-04-08 12:50:21

  The sadness will last forever.

  A zombie Easter Bunny. Gonna eat your brains!
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-08 12:52:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  KILLER RABBIT
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-08 12:53:42

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• Icalasari

  2012-04-08 13:57:36

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  DAMN YOU! YOU'VE CHANGED THE TIMELINE!
• Unknown

  2012-04-08 15:54:15

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• PlutoniumFist

  2012-04-08 16:06:59

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  MARTY!
  
  We have to go back, Marty!