Imma kill the Easter Bunny

Icalasari · 2012-04-07 21:37:27

Imma do it! Imma do it right now!

Unknown · 2012-04-07 21:39:15

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Misery · 2012-04-07 22:12:29

YOU MONSTER!! :(

Imipolex G · 2012-04-07 22:25:15

I don't believe you.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-04-07 22:32:22

SOMEONE CALL THE COPS

Imipolex G · 2012-04-07 22:33:36

WHERE'S SECURITY

[Deleted User] · 2012-04-07 22:34:06

What seems to be the problem here, sir?

ProfessorGator · 2012-04-07 22:34:50

Why? Surely it can't be so important to have an authentic Easter Bunny hat that you have to harvest his scalp!

PlutoniumFist · 2012-04-07 22:35:36

HE'SACRAZYMANHEAHGUNNAKILLTHEESTERBUNNAH

Icalasari · 2012-04-07 23:35:09

THE EASTER BUNNY IS A MENACE!

That chocolate? Yeah, it isn't chocolate!

TheRavenClaw · 2012-04-07 23:44:08

now now what troubles you, please speak with your mind and tell us?
as it does not do good to dwell on matters than make you feel hatred or disgust?

Icalasari · 2012-04-07 23:48:50

He's a bunny. Who breaks into your house. And leaves "chocolate". And...

FINE! IT'S BECAUSE OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE AND I'M JEALOUS AND THAT'S THAT! >:|

TheRavenClaw · 2012-04-07 23:57:42

chocolate isn't everything you know....it's just something to eat and its not that great really
personally the better thing to go for is jolly ranchers and candy besides sweets :)
im not getting any this year so don't feel bad and your not alone, my brother is lactose intollerant too and he cant have certain things either.

No matter who you are no one will think bad of you just be yourself "pat's back" :)

[Deleted User] · 2012-04-08 00:00:02

...I'm going to have to ask that you refrain from murdering mythical characters on the premises.

Unless, of course, you have a murderbuddies permit.

Icalasari · 2012-04-08 00:03:43

^^ But chocolate!

^ ...Does a bribe of several hundred mythical dollars count?

Salix Babylonika · 2012-04-08 00:07:35

Have you considered like

just asking for jellybeans instead

or something

Icalasari · 2012-04-08 00:12:18

^ Chocolate >:|

Besides, chocolate is one of the few dairy treats I CAN digest but shh this is out of character

Unknown · 2012-04-08 02:31:59

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Icalasari · 2012-04-08 02:44:49

^ FINALLY somebody who GETS me!

Unknown · 2012-04-08 02:53:17

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Misery · 2012-04-08 02:55:49

I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!

THERE MUST BE A CHOCOLATE STORE..MADE OF CHOCOLATE!

Unknown · 2012-04-08 02:58:03

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Icalasari · 2012-04-08 03:00:57

I'VE DONE IT!

The Easter Bunny is no more!

Unknown · 2012-04-08 03:02:08

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PlutoniumFist · 2012-04-08 03:02:47

SHOOT HIM

SHOOTHIMSHOOTHIMSHOOTSHOOTTHERESFUDGEEVERYWHEREAAAAAHHHH

[Deleted User] · 2012-04-08 03:06:14

*walks in with White Castle bag in hand*

Hey, guys, did I miss anyth--

Oh crap.

Princess Alice · 2012-04-08 03:10:23

(If you're wondering "why White Castle?": It's the only fast food place I could think of off the top of my head that's open 24 hours.)

Misery · 2012-04-08 03:11:00

-sobbing-

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

lee4hmz · 2012-04-08 03:12:53

There's a 24-hours McDonald's up the street from my house. Also, Sheetz and Wawa are open 24 hours here.

Icalasari · 2012-04-08 03:16:05

Oh relax, he's like Santa Claus or Frosty the Snowman or Superman:

He'll come back the next year (or issue...)

King_Friday · 2012-04-08 04:50:55

I like the fact that the Easter Bunny now hides diabetic chocolate eggs. He's a very considerate bunny.

Unknown · 2012-04-08 12:39:20

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Icalasari · 2012-04-08 12:46:20

Damn you! You've DOOMED us all!

Unknown · 2012-04-08 12:48:08

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Misery · 2012-04-08 12:50:21

A zombie Easter Bunny. Gonna eat your brains!

Imipolex G · 2012-04-08 12:52:01

KILLER RABBIT

Unknown · 2012-04-08 12:53:42

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Icalasari · 2012-04-08 13:57:36

DAMN YOU! YOU'VE CHANGED THE TIMELINE!

Unknown · 2012-04-08 15:54:15

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PlutoniumFist · 2012-04-08 16:06:59

MARTY!

We have to go back, Marty!

Imma kill the Easter Bunny

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