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• Princess Alice

  2017-12-12 23:30:07

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  How are you scrolling down your Twitter feed if your phone is dead?????
• Obā-san

  2017-12-12 23:32:22

  
  

  You're on your laptop
• Odradek

  2017-12-12 23:49:10

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Obā-san said:

  There's no one around,
  And your phone is dead.
  Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
  Will Menaker

  He's generally the last one you haven't blocked after you block Felix, Matt, and Virgil
• Obā-san

  2017-12-13 01:51:48

  
  

  i legit forgot that he existed
  
• Tre

  2017-12-13 02:26:10

  
  

  The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
• Odradek

  2017-12-13 04:04:32

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Obā-san said:

  i legit forgot that he existed
  

  That's why

  
  The only reason to remember him is how hilarious it is that his dad is an editor for the New Yorker