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You're scrolling down your Twitter feed

Obā-sanObā-san
in General
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Will Menaker

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  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    How are you scrolling down your Twitter feed if your phone is dead?????
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    You're on your laptop
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Obā-san said:

    There's no one around,
    And your phone is dead.
    Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
    Will Menaker

    He's generally the last one you haven't blocked after you block Felix, Matt, and Virgil
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    i legit forgot that he existed
  • TreTre
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    The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Obā-san said:

    i legit forgot that he existed

    That's why

    The only reason to remember him is how hilarious it is that his dad is an editor for the New Yorker
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