Comments

• glennmagusharvey

  2017-12-11 03:21:01

  *cough* wee wee
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-12-11 03:28:32

  I had a legit reason for drinking coffee this late (have something that really needs to get done) but I don't normally do that and it's doing a number on my brain
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-12-11 03:34:33

  tell your coffee that being numbersexual is a disorder and it should seek therapy
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-12-11 03:35:28

  your mom
  
• Calica

  2017-12-11 03:36:46

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  mathematician : coffee → theorems
• Tatterhood

  2017-12-11 03:39:32

  comathematician: cotheorems → ffee
  
• Crystal

  2017-12-11 03:47:54

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  tea > coffee
• Tatterhood

  2017-12-11 03:49:51

  bird was banned for this post
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-12-11 04:01:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  root beer > either tea or coffee
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-12-11 04:03:26

  root beer is good
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-12-11 04:03:44

  nonetheless, cow was banned for this post
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-12-11 04:06:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I'm still here, nyah nyah nyah
  
• Calica

  2017-12-11 04:11:21

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  covfefe actually means coverage and does not belong in this thread
• Tatterhood

  2017-12-11 04:12:33

  your mom
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-12-11 04:20:46

  Tatterhood's face can only specify up to 5 bags
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-12-11 04:21:53

  what
• Tatterhood

  2017-12-11 04:22:24

  Calica said:

  covfefe actually means coverage and does not belong in this thread

  little known fact coverage is actually short for coffee beverage
  
• Calica

  2017-12-11 04:26:05

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  holy shit
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-12-11 04:51:56

  coffee is not the seventh scale degree
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-12-11 04:52:05

  that's it, this thread has steeped too long, time to take it out
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-12-11 04:53:01

  this thread lacks the ability to rap even after being chilled with ice cubes
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-12-11 04:54:29

  let's not name our school club band after coffee
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-12-11 04:54:42 edited 2017-12-11 04:54:51

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

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• Tatterhood

  2017-12-11 04:55:37

  Fossilmaiden said:

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• glennmagusharvey

  2017-12-11 04:55:47

  crysanthemums could be used to make a drink, but are better used for making floral print mugs than coffee
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-12-11 04:56:40

  you can't fish coffee out of a dragon well
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-12-11 06:24:47

  I hope no one has ever unironically described coffee as "the amazing meme bean" but I bet someone has
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-12-11 08:02:35

  shockingly, I'm having trouble sleeping now
• Princess Alice

  2017-12-11 11:24:28

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  In other news, I just tried this "ultimate caffeine blend" K-cup for the first time

  
  

  Hopefully it won't kill me
• Calica

  2017-12-11 21:58:34

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  It'll probably just taste bad
• Princess Alice

  2017-12-11 23:55:06

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Indeed it did

  
  

  But it got me wakeful enough to make it through my exam, so I can't complain

  
  

  Except I totally can, because a regular coffee probably would have done the same