COFFEE

Tatterhood

Tatterhood

2017-12-11 03:16:13 in General

we drink it all day from 9 am to 99 pm

the amazing meme bean

drink it motherfucker

NO TEA ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD

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glennmagusharvey

2017-12-11 03:21:01

*cough* wee wee
Tatterhood

2017-12-11 03:28:32

I had a legit reason for drinking coffee this late (have something that really needs to get done) but I don't normally do that and it's doing a number on my brain
glennmagusharvey

2017-12-11 03:34:33

tell your coffee that being numbersexual is a disorder and it should seek therapy
Tatterhood

2017-12-11 03:35:28

your mom
Calica

2017-12-11 03:36:46
Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

mathematician : coffee → theorems
Tatterhood

2017-12-11 03:39:32

comathematician: cotheorems → ffee
Crystal

2017-12-11 03:47:54
Munch munch, chomp chomp...

tea > coffee
Tatterhood

2017-12-11 03:49:51

bird was banned for this post
Imipolex G

2017-12-11 04:01:27
Touch the cow. Do it now.

root beer > either tea or coffee
Tatterhood

2017-12-11 04:03:26

root beer is good
Tatterhood

2017-12-11 04:03:44

nonetheless, cow was banned for this post
Imipolex G

2017-12-11 04:06:30
Touch the cow. Do it now.

I'm still here, nyah nyah nyah
Calica

2017-12-11 04:11:21
Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

covfefe actually means coverage and does not belong in this thread
Tatterhood

2017-12-11 04:12:33

your mom
glennmagusharvey

2017-12-11 04:20:46

Tatterhood's face can only specify up to 5 bags
Tatterhood

2017-12-11 04:21:53

what
Tatterhood

2017-12-11 04:22:24

Calica said:
covfefe actually means coverage and does not belong in this thread
little known fact coverage is actually short for coffee beverage
Calica

2017-12-11 04:26:05
Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

holy shit
glennmagusharvey

2017-12-11 04:51:56

coffee is not the seventh scale degree
glennmagusharvey

2017-12-11 04:52:05

that's it, this thread has steeped too long, time to take it out
glennmagusharvey

2017-12-11 04:53:01

this thread lacks the ability to rap even after being chilled with ice cubes
glennmagusharvey

2017-12-11 04:54:29

let's not name our school club band after coffee
Fossilmaiden

2017-12-11 04:54:42 edited 2017-12-11 04:54:51
Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

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Tatterhood

2017-12-11 04:55:37

Fossilmaiden said:
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glennmagusharvey

2017-12-11 04:55:47

crysanthemums could be used to make a drink, but are better used for making floral print mugs than coffee
glennmagusharvey

2017-12-11 04:56:40

you can't fish coffee out of a dragon well
Tatterhood

2017-12-11 06:24:47

I hope no one has ever unironically described coffee as "the amazing meme bean" but I bet someone has
Tatterhood

2017-12-11 08:02:35

shockingly, I'm having trouble sleeping now
Princess Alice

2017-12-11 11:24:28
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

In other news, I just tried this "ultimate caffeine blend" K-cup for the first time

Hopefully it won't kill me
Calica

2017-12-11 21:58:34
Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

It'll probably just taste bad
Princess Alice

2017-12-11 23:55:06
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

Indeed it did

But it got me wakeful enough to make it through my exam, so I can't complain

Except I totally can, because a regular coffee probably would have done the same

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