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ok so uh

AlduinAlduin
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Do you Americans really consider avocados vegetables??? Like, you put it on toast and eat it with meat and stuff????

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  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    I don't know what avocados are dude. Some California thing. Looks like a fruit
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    also, the culinary distinction between "fruit" and "vegetable" is a social construct. Avocados are actually sandwiches
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Klinotaxis said:

    I don't know what avocados are dude. Some California thing. Looks like a fruit

    This is the saddest thing I've ever heard
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Alduin said:

    Do you Americans really consider avocados vegetables??? Like, you put it on toast and eat it with meat and stuff????

    Yes.
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    Avocado toast is just weird.

    Avocados are weird.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Avocados are delicious, though admittedly I usually eat them in the form of guacamole dip
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Avocados, like other things beginning with A such as aubergines and asparagus, are bad.
  • AlduinAlduin
    you...you

    what
  • AlduinAlduin
    y-you're supposed to eat avocados mashed

    with sugar and ice
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    avocado is the state fruit of california so there's the answer to that bit (state vegetable is artichokes)
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    You eat them with salt
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    you know what else you mash? potatoes. which are a vegetable under some definitions
  • AlduinAlduin
    American decadence is truly out of control.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    You cut it in half

    You put salt on it

    You eat it with a spoon
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Alduin said:

    y-you're supposed to eat avocados mashed


    with sugar and ice
    nah

    you mash it into a paste, add salt, and put it on your tacos
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Fossilmaiden said:

    Avocados, like other things beginning with A such as asparagus, are bad.

    Oh Alice, Alice, Alice... nope, sorry. :|
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    uhh sorry if you're going to refer to us as "you Americans" you also have to insinuate that we have an obesity epidemic that is somehow our fault and also you can't actually say american it has to be "merkin".

    also: avocados are fictional
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    It's not merkin over here, it's Yanks.
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Either way this here Yank knows you're just plain wrong. Sorry girl.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    Fossilmaiden said:

    It's not merkin over here, it's Yanks.

    I thought it was "colonials".

    Or is that only British hipsters and not just British assholes in general.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    abogados avocados are actually a rather convenient food because they're nice and creamy with their own distinctive flavor that's not very strong so you can put salt OR sugar on it and they taste good

    i used to add sugar and eat them
    but they are also used to make guacamole which is a savory/salty condiment
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