You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
FWIW Naneys I would have missed your Tumblring too
But I didn't say anything because I didn't want to come off as pressuring you to come back
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So it turns out the secret to getting notes in a hurry is to post random screencaps of The Simpsons
As an aside, if any Coloradans are still looking for gift ideas for their significant others, SimpsonsDVD sets would be a very good idea, as long as they're from the good seasons
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Did they, like...get rid of the Activity page already? Wow, that was short-lived.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Do you ever have those one or two followers who you really like but aren't active very often, so when you see them like or reblog stuff from you you kinda do a double-take?
Do you ever have those one or two followers who you really like but aren't active very often, so when you see them like or reblog stuff from you you kinda do a double-take?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are, actually, though amusingly enough I was thinking of Buttercup when I posted that
interesting things that could happen after the last harry potter book according to the way reality works instead of the way jo rowling things it works from her limited worldview:
luna comes out as nonbinary. no one even pretends to be surprised. teddy lupin decides, despite being assigned male at birth, to live as female. meanwhile victoire is just glad her girlfriend is out already so people will stop calling her a hasbian and telling her it was just a phase after all dean and seamus get married. finally. the reception features an explosive that literally showers the entire party in champagne, everyone gets smashingly drunk, the details are still fuzzy but everyone is pretty sure it rocked ginny gets a haircut. it looks really hot. she winds up starts a trend of modern butch punk fashion for women in the wizarding world. luna and her husband ask neville if he would like to date them because he practically lives at their house when school isnt in session anyway and he says yes emphatically lavender brown comes out. ron thinks maybe he should have seen that coming because there is no way anyone could have been that genuinely into him with the haircut he had when they dated wizard health care officially extended to cover safe trans* health services so people stop trying to magic their genitalia different and landing themselves in st mungo’s with something even more unfortunate downstairs than what they had before minerva mcgonnagall and poppy pomfrey get old lady wizard married and adopt three lovely cats together house elf marriage legalized, amongst other things, like house elf paychecks angelina and george date everyone but especially lee jordan albus severus has a hard time telling her dad that she wants to go by a different name because she knows it was important to him but being named after the two greatest men he ever knew (which. u know. negligible given what she knows about snape now.) is cool just… not if you’re actually a girl. eventually she does come out and harry takes it pretty well though. if he gets weird about it ginny punches him. the ministry of magic gets its first openly gay minister. conservatives mutter behind closed doors but the overwhelming response is “about damned time! why are we trying to pretend there aren’t gay wizards? there are so many gay wizards!"
The implication that all those things didn't happen because of Rowling's ignorance really bothers me quite a bit.
And that it implies all of the situations presented therein are realistic is also kind of bothersome. While a lot of those ideas are nice- well, the ones that don't involve arbitrarily grafting sexualities on characters who displayed no traits that would support them being said sexuality at least- very few of them would realistically happen in such a short timeframe.
I mean, yes, everything that the poster said is a thing that can possibly happen but
Society doesn't change that quickly. Usually. And from what I've heard, wizard world isn't exactly at the height of progressiveness, socially or otherwise.
I never knew that socially liberal wish fulfillment fanfiction existed.
I have seen it and it scares me.
If it was fanfiction, I wouldn't have had a problem with it. The poster was presenting this as if it was the only logical thing that could happened., if it weren't for JK Rowling's ignorance.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Don't make me knock that down to 14%
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It hates QC and makes constant jokes about Jeph Jacques cutting himself.
Someone, please, stop me.
For shame.
luna comes out as nonbinary. no one even pretends to be surprised. teddy lupin decides, despite being assigned male at birth, to live as female. meanwhile victoire is just glad her girlfriend is out already so people will stop calling her a hasbian and telling her it was just a phase after all dean and seamus get married. finally. the reception features an explosive that literally showers the entire party in champagne, everyone gets smashingly drunk, the details are still fuzzy but everyone is pretty sure it rocked ginny gets a haircut. it looks really hot. she winds up starts a trend of modern butch punk fashion for women in the wizarding world. luna and her husband ask neville if he would like to date them because he practically lives at their house when school isnt in session anyway and he says yes emphatically lavender brown comes out. ron thinks maybe he should have seen that coming because there is no way anyone could have been that genuinely into him with the haircut he had when they dated wizard health care officially extended to cover safe trans* health services so people stop trying to magic their genitalia different and landing themselves in st mungo’s with something even more unfortunate downstairs than what they had before minerva mcgonnagall and poppy pomfrey get old lady wizard married and adopt three lovely cats together house elf marriage legalized, amongst other things, like house elf paychecks angelina and george date everyone but especially lee jordan albus severus has a hard time telling her dad that she wants to go by a different name because she knows it was important to him but being named after the two greatest men he ever knew (which. u know. negligible given what she knows about snape now.) is cool just… not if you’re actually a girl. eventually she does come out and harry takes it pretty well though. if he gets weird about it ginny punches him. the ministry of magic gets its first openly gay minister. conservatives mutter behind closed doors but the overwhelming response is “about damned time! why are we trying to pretend there aren’t gay wizards? there are so many gay wizards!"
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What?
And that it implies all of the situations presented therein are realistic is also kind of bothersome. While a lot of those ideas are nice- well, the ones that don't involve arbitrarily grafting sexualities on characters who displayed no traits that would support them being said sexuality at least- very few of them would realistically happen in such a short timeframe.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I have seen it and it scares me.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Society doesn't change that quickly. Usually. And from what I've heard, wizard world isn't exactly at the height of progressiveness, socially or otherwise.
Which... just no.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
That and their insistence on making 6 frame gifs with strangely saturated colors is why I'll never make an account there.
t. Internet snob
these are the mysteries of life.
It makes sense but it's still weird. Like bees.