Talkin about Tumblrs, man

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  • so, the actual worst thing i have seen on tumblr aside from that one tumblr dedicated to medical gore but that does not count:

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    the man in that picture is Shane Koyczan, a canadian poet most notable for writing To This Day.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    uhmmmmm what
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    Die neurotypical scum!... oh wait my beloved Clean Pillows is neurotypical (supposedly).

    Supposedly.

    But I do have clinical depression, a bit of social anxiety and (vaguely defined) gender concerns, maybe I can get some oppression points, I dunno.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    There is only one time when "neckbeard" is funny and that's when Raocow uses it to describe those fuzzy things in Mario World. And he stopped doing that
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Vaguely identified gender concerns. :3 I am going to cast the girl-ify spell and make you a lady! 3... 2... 1... are you ready? :D
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    go ahead
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *KA-GIRL*

    *POOF*

    :o It looks like it worked!!! Your testicles didn't disappear though; they dropped to the ground with nothing to hold them. I will add them to my testicle collection. ^_^
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    take good care of them, I guess.

    meanwhile, I will be all soft and feminine
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I will take very good care of them~ testicles are valuable trophies that I take from every castration I do. And I do a lot of castrations. >:3
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh my
  • That one friend who I have mentioned many many times has a very strange sense of humor. Like, recently she reblogged this:
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    without any context. None. That picture is the entirety of the post. And this is what, like, half of her blog consists of.
  • edited 2013-06-29 06:09:43

    Kexruct said:

    That one friend who I have mentioned many many times has a very strange sense of humor. Like, recently she reblogged this:

    image
    without any context. None. That picture is the entirety of the post. And this is what, like, half of her blog consists of.
    And already there's people who's ready to dismiss him as some scummy ally just from that line, without bothering to look up the full lyrics.

    Never change, Tumblr.
  • The actual worst thing that I've seen on Tumblr was a blog that made fun of kids with that fast-aging syndrome. It is definitely in the Top 20 worst things I've seen on the internet
  • there are a couple tumblrs I really dislike.

    like that one loony who takes pictures of men on the bus and claims they're deliberately taking up more space than they need to.

    Kexruct said:

    That one friend who I have mentioned many many times has a very strange sense of humor. Like, recently she reblogged this:

    image
    without any context. None. That picture is the entirety of the post. And this is what, like, half of her blog consists of.
    welcome to tumblr
  • You know, I'd be willing to forgive most people for just about anything they say that begins "When I was in the 3rd grade".

  • spinor said:

    You know, I'd be willing to forgive most people for just about anything they say that begins "When I was in the 3rd grade".

    how dare 10 year olds make mistakes.
  • edited 2013-06-29 22:38:49
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Mo' said:

    there are a couple tumblrs I really dislike.

    like that one loony who takes pictures of men on the bus and claims they're deliberately taking up more space than they need to.

    Oh dear sweet Jesus grandma yes

    Also that one blog that claims to be about body positivity but is really about hating thin people and conspiracy theories that all doctors actively hate people who are overweight. They Tumblr-famously once said that starving children in third world countries had "thin privilege". :|
  • edited 2013-06-29 22:40:23
    When I was in 3rd grade, I thought that George Washington, George H.W Bush and George W Bush were conflated into some immortal, demigodlike entity named George Washington Bush. He was somehow responsible for freeing the slaves and defeating Kaiser Wilhelm, too.

    Also that one blog that claims to be about body positivity but is really about hating thin people and conspiracy theories that all doctors actively hate people who are overweight. They Tumblr-famously once said that starving children in third world countries had "thin privilege". :|

    Don't forget that one time when they told a little girl to kill herself!
  • edited 2013-06-29 22:44:12
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Mo' said:

    there are a couple tumblrs I really dislike.

    like that one loony who takes pictures of men on the bus and claims they're deliberately taking up more space than they need to.

    Oh dear sweet Jesus grandma yes

    Also that one blog that claims to be about body positivity but is really about hating thin people and conspiracy theories that all doctors actively hate people who are overweight. They Tumblr-famously once said that starving children in third world countries had "thin privilege". :|
    I remember someone on IJBM posting a screenshot of what might have been that blog responding to a nine-year-old girl saying that she felt bad about being skinny (she mentioned being seventy pounds) with an imprecation to go die of anorexia. Whether they knew the girl's age or not (she didn't say it outright in the question), that is unspeakably vile.

    ^ So it was them. And they knew, I assume.

    Holy fucking Christ.
  • Mo' said:

    Oh dear sweet Jesus grandma yes

    Also that one blog that claims to be about body positivity but is really about hating thin people and conspiracy theories that all doctors actively hate people who are overweight. They Tumblr-famously once said that starving children in third world countries had "thin privilege". :|

    yikes.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    see, this is why you guys should do what I do and only use tumblr for porn
  • edited 2013-06-29 22:49:12
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Bunny said:

    see, this is why you guys should do what I do and only use tumblr for porn

    There's cool stuff on Tumblr that isn't porn. I follow this one young lady (and have had her blog bookmarked since long before I joined) that reblogs photos of all kinds of spooky and gorgeous things: Ancient cemeteries, plague doctor costumes, nature scenes, the occasional music thing. It's wonderful. And there are so many great illustration blogs, and blogs that post nothing but corgis in silly outfits... I love Tumblr. But some of it sucks.

    ^ He's a furry. That kind of porn is different.

    </captainobvious>
  • eh, I mostly follow people on tumblr who are pretty reasonable.  The main complaint I have is that there's too much depressing shit and it sometimes shuts me down.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Yarrun said:

    I'm following two or three blogs that post nothing but abandoned buildings.

    I do, too! I love those!
  • edited 2013-06-29 22:57:50
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    typeverything and betype and cyrushighsmith have no crazy SJW shit

    You know, I am starting to believe that to these people, fighting is not about achieving a goal, it's about fighting (also self-righteousness, like the Parents Television Council)
  • edited 2013-06-29 23:00:55
    spinor said:eh, I mostly follow people on tumblr who are pretty reasonable.  The main complaint I have is that there's too much depressing shit and it sometimes shuts me down.

    Yeah, I've noticed Tumblr seems almost... apocalyptic at times. Like,
    every issue is enough to end society as we know it.
  • I read an article the other day that portrayed Tipper Gore as a sympathetic figure.

    She just wanted to know whether the music she was buying her children had swears in. It's just that other people didn't want songs with swears in to be available anywhere, and they decided to join the same organization. At least, that was the argument.

    And that reminds me. I want to do a thing where I assign a notoriously bad font to one of Batman's Rogues Gallery.
  • Joker would be Comic Sans, of course. Harley would be Curlz MT or something.

    Azrael would be that one font that looks like a whole bunch of metal pointy things.

    Ra's Al Ghul would be Papyrus. Again, obvious.

    Zsasz would be Ransom Note
  • Yarrun said:

    Joker would be Comic Sans, of course. Harley would be Curlz MT or something.

    Azrael would be that one font that looks like a whole bunch of metal pointy things.

    Ra's Al Ghul would be Papyrus. Again, obvious.



    are you sure Joker would be uh

    Joker?

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    On the porn front, one can find a lotta boobs on tumblr. Just sayin'

    Personally I find the SJW thing disappointing. I want to think that it should be a good thing, but no, people've got to screw it up somehow
  • edited 2013-06-29 23:09:51
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    If I may repeat something I've said several times already, there are Tumblrites who run good blogs dealing with social justice. They make reasonable, insightful points and genuinely care about making things better for everyone.

    It's just that the bad ones are so vocal and toxic that they tend to drown these good people out.
  • I am starting to have similar problems with the word "toxic" as many do with "problematic".

    In any case, it should go without saying that any social media site's experience is dictated solely by how good you are at monitoring who you follow.

    Kexruct said:

    spinor said:

    Yeah, I've noticed Tumblr seems almost... apocalyptic at times. Like, every issue is enough to end society as we know it.

    This is sort of true. I think it's partly an overcompensation for how apathetic other groups of people tend to be about issues that don't directly affect them, certain tumblr users are incredibly concerned with every issue.
  • edited 2013-06-29 23:12:12
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Ah. I didn't mean to annoy you or anything. Sorry about that.

    Though I can't help but be curious why.

    And that is an excellent point, and something I try to engage in myself.
  • Look, someone has to be Comic Sans. We can't just let that awful font infiltrate Tumblr gifs without retaliation.

    Besides, Comic Sans is like the crown prince of bad fonts. The Joker's the crown prince of crime. It fits.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Satan is Comic Sans, I already established that!
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I wouldn't say the crown prince of bad fonts so much as the crown prince of overused fonts.

    Though I guess you could argue from that point that the Joker is an overused villain.
  • Ah. I didn't mean to annoy you or anything. Sorry about that.


    Though I can't help but be curious why.

    And that is an excellent point, and something I try to engage in myself.



    Because it's often used in the same way "problematic" is, as a statement that something (people instead of things) is "bad" without elaborating on why. With the bonus implication that their badness is somehow contagious. 

    It's not really just you that uses it. It comes up in pretty much every criticism of every website ever (count the number of times you see the phrase "is a toxic community", for instance).

    Yarrun said:

    Look, someone has to be Comic Sans. We can't just let that awful font infiltrate Tumblr gifs without retaliation.

    Besides, Comic Sans is like the crown prince of bad fonts. The Joker's the crown prince of crime. It fits.

    meh.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I am tired of social justice but I know the world needs it.
  • it's really kind of incredible to me how often I see response posts to things that people just randomly ask the Muslims of tumblr. 

    eg.

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    Like, Christians don't get these kinds of questions. And I have to imagine that there are more of these that just never get answers.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Guys, let's not just go for the low-hanging fruit here

    Can't Dead History and Keedy Sans be villains too? (granted, they have their place and are mostly disdained by people who have a strict view of what type is and should be, but still)
  • Dead History can be Two-Face, I guess. And I guess we can use multiple fonts for the Joker. It's fitting. He's a multiple personality kind of guy.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Dead History is a good Two-Face, but Keedy Sans... it reminds me of The Riddler, but it's a bit too similar in design to Dead History.
  • Batman can be Arial.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Are you implying that Batman is a cheap knock-off of a superior (albeit way overused) superhero?
  • I'm implying that bats fly, and Arial sounds kind of like aerial. 

    Also, realtalk here- I really don't see the huge deal about the difference between Arial and Helvetica. I mean, yeah, the origin of Arial is... dubious, but it looks, like, identical to Helvetical.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Helvetica is the most boring font.
  • Arial can be...hmm. I want to say Captain Marvel/Shazam, because he's basically Magic Superman, but he's grown from his derivative origins.

    Helvetica could be Superman. A feature so prominent in its field that no one really knows how to properly use it anymore.
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