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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's a good answer, actually.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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    When a group of dog rescuers arrived at the market to show the dogs available for adoption, somebody had left 12 puppies on the street – 8 of them were approximately 5 weeks old.

    In shock, the rescuers didn’t know what to do. The group had recently canceled several adoption days at the market because of bad weather, so they were over their capacity with puppies still needing to be adopted out. Also, the abandoned puppies were so small that they needed to be fed every two hours, including at night.

    That’s when a spayed stray dog approached, lay down beside the shoe box where the puppies were sleeping, and began caring for them.

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    She wouldn’t let anyone get near the babies.

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    Very carefully, the rescuers placed the puppies closer to her.

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    She began caressing them and offering the warmth of her belly to the newborns.

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    The maternal instinct kicked in and…

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    after a few hours, she had milk and was feeding the puppies.

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    The rescue group named her Vida, which means “life” in Portuguese.
    I just love her expression in that third photo. She's all like "YOU WILL NOT LAY A FINGER ON THESE PUPPIES!"
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Awwwwwwwww
  • puppies! 

    What a happy little story.
  • edited 2014-03-10 20:44:54
     
  • I'm pretty sure that violates our importing drama rule.
  • I'm not trying to import drama or anything, really. I just want to know if this is something I'm allowed to be upset about or if I'm just taking something too personally and what this person said is true.
  • But I'm basically just asking for a pity party, whatever.

    I feel like a dick now, great.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
  • the word-filters reached the point of maximum funny a while back for me tbh
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Don't try to tear people down. Dumb can be the strongest insult, depending on how it is used. Treat everyone with kindness and respect.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kexruct said:

    But I'm basically just asking for a pity party, whatever.


    I feel like a dick now, great.

    You're not a jerk, d***, or petulant child. Anyone who tells you that you are is lying. You are a good friend who beats up on himself a lot.

    I know it's hard to accept, but you aren't terrible.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Awwww, doggy!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    not safe for Yarrun

    Spoiler:

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ok internet, here’s an interruption in your daily rugged white dude dashboard.
    Posts that make assumptions about my browsing habits are annoying enough, but when your assumption is "everyone but me is a racist", that's...well, more annoying

    Bad blogger, you will receive no likes or reblogs from the Crown today
  • does anybody have a dashboard full of rugged white dudes?

    i mean, i follow like 3 gay porn blogs and they are almost never all on my dash at the same time

    and even if they are all there it's not like all the dudes are going to be rugged

    though they probably will be white
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    -calica said:

    the word-filters reached the point of maximum funny a while back for me tbh

    Now that we're going on day three, I have to agree

    It was funny the first couple times but now it's just...meh

    I assume it's more entertaining if you're the one with the filter than if you're just watching someone else's screenshots, probably? Because Luka still seems pretty amused by it
  • kill living beings
    whoa whoa whoa, "rugged"? i thought the joke was about cumberbatch (cumscarf) who's more ""'lithe''""' if i had to use porn words
  • Finally achieving my life long dream of getting a XKIT app to automatically tag my queue posts and personal posts.

    Anybody have any suggestions?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Ugh, that spoiler contains Benedict Cumberbatch, one of my least favorite people.

    YOU'RE NOT BASIL RATHBONE AND YOU NEVER CAN BE.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Finally achieving my life long dream of getting a XKIT app to automatically tag my queue posts and personal posts.


    Anybody have any suggestions?
    Post a picture of a grilled cheese sandwich.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I tag mine "#avenue queue" because yay puns

    To be honest I kinda don't see much reason to tag queued posts begin with, aside from letting people know "hey, this blog is on autopilot"
  • edited 2014-03-14 16:03:53
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Or do a vegetarianism blog!

    ^ Darn it.
  • I actually don't mind Cumberbatch that much.

    I mean, he tends to get involved in projects that I revile for one reason or another (Star Trek Into Darkness, BBC's Sherlock, The Hobbit Movie Franchise, etc.), but he seems like an affable chap besides that. 
  • edited 2014-03-14 16:06:38
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    I tag mine "#avenue queue" because yay puns

    To be honest I kinda don't see much reason to tag queued posts begin with, aside from letting people know "hey, this blog is on autopilot"

    Avenue Kwaywaugh?  That's not a pun.

    Maybe it's supposed to be Kwaywee, like cwee-wee, like queen, like princess?
  • edited 2014-03-14 16:07:10
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    I actually don't mind Cumberbatch that much.


    I mean, he tends to get involved in projects that I revile for one reason or another (Star Trek Into Darkness, BBC's Sherlock, The Hobbit Movie Franchise, etc.), but he seems like an affable chap besides that. 
    Okay, you're right.

    As a person, I don't mind him at all.  I just can't stand any character played by him that I've seen.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    OH, avenue Kwawaugh!

    Kwa-waa.  Like Koala!
  • I tag mine "#avenue queue" because yay puns

    To be honest I kinda don't see much reason to tag queued posts begin with, aside from letting people know "hey, this blog is on autopilot"

    Well, half the reason is that I want to come up with a good pun for it, in the vein of Juan and Haven. The other half has to do with stupid mental stuff pestering me about people thinking that I'm constantly on Tumblr and thinking less of me.
  • edited 2014-03-14 16:14:45
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

    OH, avenue Kwawaugh!

    Kwa-waa.  Like Koala!

    Queue doesn't have an Anglo-Saxon origin, does it?
    Not as far as I can tell.

    Avenue Kwenǭ?

    I guess yu could make the
    ǭ look like an e.  And I've seen a lot of things using n and u interchangeably for puns.  Gun = gnu.  Laud=land.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, I actually AM constantly on Tumblr, at least to the extent that it's one of my go-to activities when I get some downtime.

    Of course, I cheat with my queue a bit anyway...instead having it post constantly, I have it post during the time I know most of my friends are around. That way I'm more likely to get replies than if i post stuff at 10 am.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Queue is Anglo-Norman.
  • edited 2014-03-14 16:40:19
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Queue is Anglo-Norman.

    Ah, well there's the hurdle to my understanding.  Many thanks.

    That mean Queue isn't at all related to the proto-germanic linguistic tree.

    How would you say it out loud?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Well, that's a fine way to say all those consecutive vowels (kind of boring, but workable).

    But that makes me wonder.

    How is "avenue Q" a pun?
  • Of course, I cheat with my queue a bit anyway...instead having it post constantly, I have it post during the time I know most of my friends are around. That way I'm more likely to get replies than if i post stuff at 10 am.

    That's one of the points of a queue for me--making it so it posts stuff when people are more likely to see it, as well as spacing out what I post so I don't just do a million things at once.

    I don't tag my queued posts though, because I like to throw people into confusion.
  • edited 2014-03-14 16:40:04
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    ^^ Oh.

    Never heard of that before.  Any good?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Aliroz said:

    ^^ Oh.

    Never heard of that before.  Any good?

    It's like a dirty version of the Muppets.

    Pretty hysterical from everything I've seen.

  • Aliroz said:

    ^^ Oh.

    Never heard of that before.  Any good?

    I think it's pretty funny, but I don't know if you'd enjoy it. Has some good musical numbers though.
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    facts-i-just-made-up:

    enchanter-of-brazening:

    facts-i-just-made-up:

    A close call startled NASA today as someone forgot to flush the null-gravity toilet, resulting in a build up of gas in the airlock that nearly killed astronaut Ryan Stone.

    As seen in this live gif from the ISS monitor camera system, the gas exploded outward hitting Dr. Stone with the door. Had she not been holding on tight, she’d have been thrown into deep space without any possibility of return.

    Did you just use a GIF from Gravity and make up a story about the main character of Gravity and center it around toilets

    I assure you that facts-i-just-made-up would NEVER just make up a story or misrepresent a gif from Gravity as reality. In fact when I informed the astronaut in question about your accusation she literally curled up and cried from the shame:

    And then ran away:

    She was last seen in this photograph from the Hubble Telescope:

    Ignore the text it’s just Hubble Metadata.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, yesterday Haven replied to one of my posts and mentioned "tagging things for ts"

    And it took me like 10 minutes to realize he was referring to Tumblr Savior and not Twilight Sparkle
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    -calica said:

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    facts-i-just-made-up:

    enchanter-of-brazening:

    facts-i-just-made-up:

    A close call startled NASA today as someone forgot to flush the null-gravity toilet, resulting in a build up of gas in the airlock that nearly killed astronaut Ryan Stone.

    As seen in this live gif from the ISS monitor camera system, the gas exploded outward hitting Dr. Stone with the door. Had she not been holding on tight, she’d have been thrown into deep space without any possibility of return.

    Did you just use a GIF from Gravity and make up a story about the main character of Gravity and center it around toilets

    I assure you that facts-i-just-made-up would NEVER just make up a story or misrepresent a gif from Gravity as reality. In fact when I informed the astronaut in question about your accusation she literally curled up and cried from the shame:

    And then ran away:

    She was last seen in this photograph from the Hubble Telescope:

    Ignore the text it’s just Hubble Metadata.

    so the Warner Bros. logo is Hubble metadata too? :P
  • edited 2014-03-15 14:36:10
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Don't be silly, that's just a calibration target for the camera. The "WB" stands for "white balance".
  • You know, yesterday Haven replied to one of my posts and mentioned "tagging things for ts"


    And it took me like 10 minutes to realize he was referring to Tumblr Savior and not Twilight Sparkle
    Twilight Sparkle's tagging system is probably much more organized than mine. Or anyone's, really.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I know.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sweet, I've been meaning to catch up with him.
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