I'm the Angry LIbertarian Film Spoonguy

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• Odradek

  2017-08-12 15:41:39

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Today I'm here to talk about the cinematic turdpile that is Mirrors OH NO IT'S MY ENEMY THE MUTALIST FILM NERDSPOON

  
  

  *Me in a cowboy hat and fake mustache* mwahahaha the gold standard was bad, actually

  
  

  *five minutes of after-effects*

  
  

  okay now time to talk about the movie trainwreck shitfest that is The Witch
• Odradek

  2017-08-12 15:48:36

  My dreams exceed my real life

  So in summary, I thought that Ewoks: Battle For Endor was worse than the New Deal
• Imipolex G

  2017-08-12 16:24:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  no offense, but I don't think you're rationally maximizing your utility
  
• Tachyon

  2017-08-12 16:36:54

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  this is a completely fair and accurate portrayal, though
• Obā-san

  2017-08-12 16:43:41

  
  

  
• Odradek

  2017-08-12 17:00:22

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Why is the anarchist an off-broadway version of Jason Voorhees
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-12 18:08:01

  Why are people now filming their reactions to things?
  
  Why are people now watching other people's reactions to things?
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-08-12 18:10:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  because we live in a sad world
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-12 18:15:57

  okay, to be fair, they're not necessarily that bad, like e.g. my looking up someone's reaction to playing Super Metroid for the first time, because I never got to live that myself.
  
  but those are more natural reactions, not someone making a reactions vid and overreacting to things for the sake of it.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-08-12 18:22:14

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Reactions are easy to make, and easy to market.
• Odradek

  2017-08-12 18:26:15

  My dreams exceed my real life

  These REACTION videos are a PLOT by my OTHER arch nemesis, the Cultural Marxist Gamer!
  
  *shot of me, in a pirate hat, wearing sunglasses*
  
  *10 minutes of effects while we fight*
  
  Now onto my review of the mound of pissfeces that is Legends Of The Fall!
• Crystal

  2017-08-12 18:26:57

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  10/10 Analytical content, I am moved.
• lee4hmz

  2017-08-12 20:46:36

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  that hot frying pan should be pulling its weight, dammit
• Odradek

  2017-10-20 15:58:38

  My dreams exceed my real life

  ILLBLEED said:

  Today I'm here to talk about the cinematic turdpile that is Mirrors OH NO IT'S MY ENEMY THE MUTALIST FILM NERDSPOON

  
  

  *Me in a cowboy hat and fake mustache* mwahahaha the gold standard was bad, actually

  
  

  *five minutes of after-effects*

  
  

  okay now time to talk about the movie trainwreck shitfest that is The Witch

  I forgot I made this post
• Klinotaxis

  2017-10-20 16:03:52

  kill living beings
  

  not sure whether mutualist film reviews would be hilarious or tedious

  
  

  probably tedious given the general tone of the Discourse