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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
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    you called
  • edited 2012-11-11 17:52:33
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Be the Seadweller lowblood has made me like Eridan more.
  • I like watching his cape in that picture.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    CALL ME NOW FOR YOUR FREE READIN BABIES!
  • edited 2012-11-12 00:22:38

    Endless refuse in a world of shit
    Flies swarm their starving heads
    Where’s your god, he is fucking dead
    No reprieve, you are all condemned
    Massacre of human life
    Total death in the age of lies
    Violence spreads across the world
    No hope, all will burn
    Isolate and scorn the herd
    Force the doctrine of cruelty learned
    Target and efface the heathen ones
    Mass extinction, the beast smells blood
    Massacre of human life
    Total death in the age of lies
    Violence spreads across the world
    No hope, all will burn
    The cries call out to empty skies
    Angels see through warlords eyes
    Superstitions have claimed you all
    Know that war is the will of god
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    the ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    i will find a way to make this right
    i will find a way, emily
    i will not be the father of death
  • We are the leaders of tomorrow.
    We are the ones to have the fun.
    We want control. We want the power.
    Not gonna stop until it comes.
    We are not Jesus Christ.
    We are not fascist pigs.
    We are not capitalist industrialists.
    We are not communists. We are the one.
    We will build a better tommorow.
    The youth of today will be the tool.
    American children made for survival.
    Fate and our destiny we shall rule.
    I am the one who brings you the future.
    I am the one who buries the past.
    A new species rises up from the ruins.
    I am the one who is made to last. 
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    tonight the streets are red, the lights are blue and blinding
    no sign of the good doctor,
    but the siren's wail and whining
    tell us he'll be found
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    When Hell is full, the DEAD will just have to wait in line patiently while the devil makes room by geting rid of all the useless crap that no one wants.

    Like all those E.T. Atari games and Virtual Boys...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    what if some of the DEAD try to sneak into Heaven
  • my brain feels like a car
  • edited 2012-11-12 02:55:45
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    St. Peter would be like "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" and him and all the other Popes would brandish their holy shot-guns and chain saws, and have a good ol' fashion zombie massacre, except it's the zombies that are getting massacred. 

    This would make for an AWESOME Catholic parable that could be inserted into the Catholic Bibles: Now we also have a cool canon to compete with the Ethiopian Churches. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Justice42 said:

    When Hell is full, the DEAD will just have to wait in line patiently while the devil makes room by geting rid of all the useless crap that no one wants.


    Like all those E.T. Atari games and Virtual Boys...
    LOGIC TIME

    1. The E.T. Atari games were buried in the New Mexico desert
    2. The E.T. Atari games are in Hell, apparently
    THEREFORE

    The New Mexico desert and Hell are THE SAME THING

    There, religion's over, I found the answer!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Alternatively, the New Mexico desert is where stuff goes after even the devil decides he doesn't want it.

    But I thought's what Detroit was for...
  • I didn't do it, I was over there! *points*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Arnold, knowing he will never get a decent, safe education at this rate, falls into a deep depression

    Not really though, because most of the scientific facts I remember, I remember because of The Magic School Bus
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I miss The Magic School Bus (even though I first saw it when I was in, like, high school). I wonder if anyone still runs it.
  • The Magic School Bus was cool even if I knew most of the stuff already.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    The Magic School Bus was cool even if I knew most of the stuff already.

    Same here.

    I always liked the segments at the end where they admitted to fudging certain details for the sake of the show (like having the planets all lined up in a row), but they cut them out in syndication and as such I can't find any episodes online with that part intact. :(
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    WHEN YOU ARE WILLING TO SACRIFICE YOUR BODY BY CROSS DRESSING TO SEDUCE A SHORT, OMNISCIENT, PUPPET-MAN WITH A CUE BALL FOR A HEAD, PERHAPS THEN YOU WILL DESERVE THE TITLE "SAVIOR OF THE PROM".
  • SACRIFICE YOUR BODY BY CROSS DRESSING 

    Not much of a sacrifice.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    The cross dressing part isn't, the rest is pretty bad.
  • edited 2012-11-12 20:44:49
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    The Magic School Bus was cool even if I knew most of the stuff already.

    Same here.

    I always liked the segments at the end where they admitted to fudging certain details for the sake of the show (like having the planets all lined up in a row), but they cut them out in syndication and as such I can't find any episodes online with that part intact. :(
    Do you know if the home video releases keep them intact?

    (I don't remember them appearing on the WarnerVision VHSes, though the show is on DVD now)
  • edited 2012-11-12 20:50:56
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    On the VHS tapes I used to watch, they did. I haven't seen any of the DVD versions recently enough to remember them, so I can't comment on those.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    but do you have the GUMPTION to RULE A NATION
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    On the VHS tapes I used to watch, they did. I haven't seen any of the DVD versions recently enough to remember them, so I can't comment on those.

    This.
  • When fried with mushrooms, gumption can be quite delicious
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *eats a mushroom*

    *gets large*
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    touch fuzzy, get dizzy
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    SLUDGE
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Convergence
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    melting
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    sublimation
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    don't look now, i'm just a friendly reminder
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Lions Gate Entertainment
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Kitten
  • ^^^Sure beats breaking up with me.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I want to buy everything
  • kittens
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Alright, okay, so be that way

    I hope and I pray that there's something left to say
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But you

    Why you wanna give me a runaround?

    Is it a surefire way to speed things up

    When all it does is slow me down
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    i think i won the powerball
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