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Dear Sir or Madam,
I am Gaston le Fou, the forgotten prince of Agrabah, and I have a great cat I'd like for you to know about.
But in order to do that, you will have to help me relieve my back pain from taking too many cat photos. Please send me fifteen (15) IcyHot patches to the following adders:
* snek
* solid snek
* snek con piernas
* ragtime snek
* snake
* snek on fire
i actually just thought of it today and decided it was a funny thing to force into a running joke
will be announced on dembevember 2093
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