have you ever seen a cat

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  • The strongest billiards ball!  ......who you callin' an idiot?!
    subject: hello

    Dear Sir or Madam,

    I am Gaston le Fou, the forgotten prince of Agrabah, and I have a great cat I'd like for you to know about.

    But in order to do that, you will have to help me relieve my back pain from taking too many cat photos.  Please send me fifteen (15) IcyHot patches to the following adders:
    * snek
    * solid snek
    * snek con piernas
    * ragtime snek
    * snake
    * snek on fire
  • what the heck is an icyhot patch anyway
  • The strongest billiards ball!  ......who you callin' an idiot?!

    what the heck is an icyhot patch anyway

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liniment

    i actually just thought of it today and decided it was a funny thing to force into a running joke
  • I don't want fear for a future, that may not even come, to stop me from acting today. -Simon "the Digger" Jiiha
    yes i have two

    they're cute
  • miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im
    laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates.
    im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im
    aiming at

    confirmed
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