The Loidopolis Times

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• thespacephantom

  2011-07-26 16:29:10

  How much does it cost?
  
  HOW MUCH DOES IT COST
  
  HOW MUCH DOES IT aahpvQEPBUGPGV222222222222AED
  
  Z̷̵̴̻̜̰̰̱͙̝̲̯̘̰̯̪̞̦̬̬̺͒̌ͫ̔͋̾̓̃͒̎͘Â̷̵̰̹̮̲͔͍͓͈̤̹͚̹̮̟͍͍͕ͭͦ̐̍͂͋̍ͣ̐ͫ̌̓͊ͯL̡̘̥̗̙͈̺̇̐̒̾̄̍̑̎̈́ͧG̷̡̡̤̖̦̲͍̫̟͈ͧ͋̇̓͂̊ͤ͑̆ͤ̏̐̾̋̀͝ͅO̷͕͍̤̫̟̜̲͉̙͕ͩ̔̉̔̈̎̒͋ͯ́̒̊͂͌̄ͬ́͠ͅͅ
  ̷̨͍̯̦̹̐̽̌̆̆͋͛͊̆͊͗ͭͨ͟͞
  ̷̨͇̤̲͍̻̬̺̮̺͎ͫͫ̔͆ͮͩͯ̐͠͠Ḩ̢̨͓̙̹̮͖̩̔ͬ̏̑̍ͦ̏̿̈ͬ͌̉̊ͦ̃̕E̸͐͒ͬͦͬ̊̿͒̏̓͒͛̈́̒̋͑̚͏͔̼̮̖͠
  
  ̸͉͚̤̬̠̼̪̬ͪͮ̌ͭͪ̋͂͒̕͢Ç͍̭̻̪̣̙̜͎͙̞̰͕̦̙̯̹̰̱̂ͦͧ̀O̰͖̖̹̜̱̙̞͎͈̪̥͕̲̼͉ͫ͒ͤ̾ͭ̄ͨ̂ͥ̿ͬ̚͜Mͪ̓ͧ̑͛̂̓ͬ͆̃ͯ̍̌͂̓̓͊͘͏̮̦̱͖͈͚͈̠̗̺͕͕̬̘̜̹̪ͅE̴̛͇̩̖̖̙͎̰̘͑̿ͯ͋ͪ́̎̃͡S̶̞̣̱̱̹̳̭̆͛̿̇ͣ̐ͯ̋̒ͨͯ̈́̽̾͜
  
• Boney

  2011-07-26 16:35:13

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  $1 Sundays, $.25 all other days.
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-26 17:09:05

  Oh okay. I can haz issue plz?
  
• Boney

  2011-07-26 17:19:22

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  They are distributed TOMORROW. 
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-26 17:51:34

  -sends in ad for the obituaries-
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-26 17:51:43

  omfg u sukk i wan a refun dnoaw plrez
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-07-26 17:53:19

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Refund Department
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-26 18:36:56 edited 2011-07-26 18:39:12

  ic wut u did thar
  
• Boney

  2011-07-27 17:18:59 edited 2011-07-27 17:19:09

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  Fresh off the presses. Or something.
• Boney

  2011-07-28 14:29:02

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  Nobody picked up any ;_;
• Imipolex G

  2011-07-28 14:30:11

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  -reads the headlines but not anything beyond the front page-
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-28 14:44:03

  -searches of comics section-
  
• Boney

  2011-07-28 15:04:54

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-10 00:24:10

  I demand a refund; this newspaper never prints new issues.
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-10 01:07:25

  even the reader gets in trouble
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-10 01:12:21

  Besides, that's not even a real cop. She'll probably just take that uniform off once they're outside.
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-08-10 01:14:11

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  How big a dumbass do you have to be to shoplift in a store so small you're in plain view of the cashier the whole time?
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-10 01:19:38

  you  have to be dumb enough to have a purple bottle cap as a hat
  
• PlutoniumFist

  2011-08-10 01:22:12

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  *slowly takes off bottle cap, throws it in the garbage*
  
  Time to throw away childish things.
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-10 01:24:34

  youre still under a rest
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-10 01:24:45

  even the bottlecap gets in trouble
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-10 01:24:51

  you're both suspended
  
• Boney

  2011-08-10 09:34:37 edited 2011-12-28 18:11:03

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  Actually, the alarm went off; the cashier didn't know until then.
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-10 13:50:08

  But they don't even have a door, the kid coulda just ran.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-10 13:56:06

  That is the crappiest looking alarm I've ever seen.
  
• Boney

  2011-08-10 13:58:08

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  ^^ That would have made it even worse.

  
  

  ^ True.
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-10 14:05:38

  the alarm looks like two traffic cones.
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-08-10 14:05:43

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Maybe he did run, and that's why she felt the need to yell "STOP". Who can tell with this artwork?
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-10 14:09:03

  It looks like he's stealing a "Burma Tack" album.
  
  No, really, that's what it says.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-10 14:51:37

  It was only until recently I realized he wasn't stealing porn.
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-10 21:56:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Why steal porn? You can get it for free on the interwebs.
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-10 21:59:45

  Don't you get complimentary viruses too?
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-10 22:06:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Absolutely!
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-11 00:29:33

  Oh yeah the viruses. It's like a stimulation of all the STDs I'm not getting.
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-11 00:38:43

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  It makes perfect sense.
  
  You're diseased either
  way
  
• Justice4243

  2011-12-28 17:44:34

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  
• Anonus

  2011-12-28 17:51:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I remember making an IJBM thread about LawToons.
  
• Unknown

  2011-12-28 22:28:18

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