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Boney · 2011-07-26 16:26:32

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thespacephantom · 2011-07-26 16:29:10

How much does it cost?

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Boney · 2011-07-26 16:35:13

$1 Sundays, $.25 all other days.

thespacephantom · 2011-07-26 17:09:05

Oh okay. I can haz issue plz?

Boney · 2011-07-26 17:19:22

They are distributed TOMORROW.

Jumpingzombie · 2011-07-26 17:51:34

-sends in ad for the obituaries-

thespacephantom · 2011-07-26 17:51:43

omfg u sukk i wan a refun dnoaw plrez

Princess Alice · 2011-07-26 17:53:19

Refund Department

thespacephantom · 2011-07-26 18:36:56

ic wut u did thar

Boney · 2011-07-27 17:18:59

Fresh off the presses. Or something.

Boney · 2011-07-28 14:29:02

Nobody picked up any ;_;

Imipolex G · 2011-07-28 14:30:11

-reads the headlines but not anything beyond the front page-

Jumpingzombie · 2011-07-28 14:44:03

-searches of comics section-

Boney · 2011-07-28 15:04:54

Jumpingzombie · 2011-08-10 00:24:10

I demand a refund; this newspaper never prints new issues.

thespacephantom · 2011-08-10 01:07:25

even the reader gets in trouble

Jumpingzombie · 2011-08-10 01:12:21

Besides, that's not even a real cop. She'll probably just take that uniform off once they're outside.

Princess Alice · 2011-08-10 01:14:11

How big a dumbass do you have to be to shoplift in a store so small you're in plain view of the cashier the whole time?

thespacephantom · 2011-08-10 01:19:38

you have to be dumb enough to have a purple bottle cap as a hat

PlutoniumFist · 2011-08-10 01:22:12

*slowly takes off bottle cap, throws it in the garbage*

Time to throw away childish things.

thespacephantom · 2011-08-10 01:24:34

youre still under a rest

thespacephantom · 2011-08-10 01:24:45

even the bottlecap gets in trouble

thespacephantom · 2011-08-10 01:24:51

you're both suspended

Boney · 2011-08-10 09:34:37

Actually, the alarm went off; the cashier didn't know until then.

thespacephantom · 2011-08-10 13:50:08

But they don't even have a door, the kid coulda just ran.

Jumpingzombie · 2011-08-10 13:56:06

That is the crappiest looking alarm I've ever seen.

Boney · 2011-08-10 13:58:08

^^ That would have made it even worse.

^ True.

thespacephantom · 2011-08-10 14:05:38

the alarm looks like two traffic cones.

Princess Alice · 2011-08-10 14:05:43

Maybe he did run, and that's why she felt the need to yell "STOP". Who can tell with this artwork?

thespacephantom · 2011-08-10 14:09:03

It looks like he's stealing a "Burma Tack" album.

No, really, that's what it says.

Jumpingzombie · 2011-08-10 14:51:37

It was only until recently I realized he wasn't stealing porn.

Imipolex G · 2011-08-10 21:56:27

Why steal porn? You can get it for free on the interwebs.

thespacephantom · 2011-08-10 21:59:45

Don't you get complimentary viruses too?

Imipolex G · 2011-08-10 22:06:06

Absolutely!

Jumpingzombie · 2011-08-11 00:29:33

Oh yeah the viruses. It's like a stimulation of all the STDs I'm not getting.

Imipolex G · 2011-08-11 00:38:43

It makes perfect sense.

You're diseased either
way

Justice4243 · 2011-12-28 17:44:34

Anonus · 2011-12-28 17:51:36

I remember making an IJBM thread about LawToons.

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