Waifu Claiming Thread

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• Klinotaxis

  2017-07-07 01:09:02

  kill living beings
  

  Ein Sof
• Alduin

  2017-07-07 01:09:46

  Chun-Li

  Morrigan Aensland

  Samus Aran
• Viani

  2017-07-07 01:23:20

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  That moment when you immediately lose two of your favorites in the first hour
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-07-07 01:24:06

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  All.
• Aliroz

  2017-07-07 01:24:48 edited 2017-07-07 01:30:42

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  William Aifu

  Wallace Ifu

  Waitress Fu

  Waiffallaschia U

  
  

  Uifaw Fai wu uifaw fwaiu

  
  

  I do not actually have any waifus or husbandos.  I do have several adoptive literary children, though.
• Imipolex G

  2017-07-07 01:25:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Shizuku Oikawa
  
• Viani

  2017-07-07 01:29:58

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Rei Ayanami
  Asuka Langley Soryu
  
  for trading purposes
  
• Klinotaxis

  2017-07-07 01:32:32

  kill living beings
  

  trading...?
• Aliroz

  2017-07-07 01:32:57

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  (I think our good friend Vorpy got confused whether she's a traitor or a trader.)
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-07-07 01:36:35

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Kaworu Nagisa
  Mordecai Heller
  Neferpitou
  Robin Hood
  Shin-Ah
  Sylveon
  Yasaburou
  Yun
  
• Odradek

  2017-07-07 01:45:17

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Dr. Talos
• Crystal

  2017-07-07 02:52:46

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Many.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-07 03:35:32

  Chihaya Kisaragi
  
• eriophora zia

  2017-07-07 03:44:43

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  Crystal said:

  Many.

  I'm sorry ma'am, but you have to actually choose. This isn't one of those ambiguous free-for-all threads, thank you very much. Get out of here with your umbrella-ing. 
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-07-07 03:49:47

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Friends. Americans. Loved ones. Hated ones. Glenn, I guess. Why must we covet our waifus, like the old civilizations with their hidden statues of the gods? Are we savages, clubbing the beautiful over the head and dragging them back to our caves? 

  
  

  It is the modern day, and we are no longer forced to ride after lights in the dark, hands on our coachguns and brows heavy. Our waifus are free to love and love alike, and to go unclaimed will not leave them to the wolf-men as in times past. This thread is a reactionary throwback and I shall not stand for it!
• Klinotaxis

  2017-07-07 03:51:02

  kill living beings
  

  back up: wolf men?

  
  

  also back up: what exactly can attack an anime, which does not real
• Crystal

  2017-07-07 03:52:25

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Benten, Vorona, and many others but even I have a sense of shame or whatever Ruler. ;p
• Section42L

  2017-07-07 03:55:25

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  9S
• Aliroz

  2017-07-07 03:58:09 edited 2017-07-07 04:00:56

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Friends. Americans. Loved ones. Hated ones. Glenn, I guess. Why must we covet our waifus, like the old civilizations with their hidden statues of the gods? Are we savages, clubbing the beautiful over the head and dragging them back to our caves? 

  
  

  It is the modern day, and we are no longer forced to ride after lights in the dark, hands on our coachguns and brows heavy. Our waifus are free to love and love alike, and to go unclaimed will not leave them to the wolf-men as in times past. This thread is a reactionary throwback and I shall not stand for it!

  Yarrun Gerald Beamtentum, you scoundrel!  What would your grandmother say if she knew you had such modern ideas?
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-07-07 03:58:45 edited 2017-07-07 04:02:37

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Klinotaxis said:

  back up: wolf men?

  
  

  
  

  Wolf-men

  
  

  ^ ...Gerald?
• Imipolex G

  2017-07-07 04:03:12

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "Yarrun Gerald Beamtentum"
  
  at last we know Yarrun's true name
  
• Aliroz

  2017-07-07 04:54:04 edited 2017-07-07 05:01:09

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  (The point of the joke was so I could give Yarrun YGB initials. Also, Gerald just seems like a victorian-era name, and Beamtentum is German for Civil Servant, a reference to the old days when Yarrun said, "Citizens" all the time.)
  
  (Also, it's fun to pretend to be an old-timey offended-person.)
  
  (I put more effort into my wonder posts than my legitimateposts)
• Alduin

  2017-07-07 05:36:23

  Psst. Vorpy. I'll trade you Morrigan for your Asuka.
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-07-07 07:08:18

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Aliroz said:

  (The point of the joke was so I could give Yarrun YGB initials. Also, Gerald just seems like a victorian-era name, and Beamtentum is German for Civil Servant, a reference to the old days when Yarrun said, "Citizens" all the time.)
  
  (Also, it's fun to pretend to be an old-timey offended-person.)
  
  (I put more effort into my wonder posts than my legitimateposts)

  -pat pat-

  
  

  I appreciate it
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-07-07 07:24:00

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Kind of surprised I managed to assemble an uncontested dude-harem right off the bat. That said, lot of gynephiles here, I s'pose.
  
  Also going to claim Haku from Spirited Away in his full-on dragon form because damn. Additionally, not waifus so much as #goals: Kino and Ougi Oshino.
  
• Section42L

  2017-07-07 07:30:02 edited 2017-07-07 07:30:11

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  I claimed a boy. :P
  
  While I'm posting here again, I'll claim another: Houka Inumuta.
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-07-07 07:32:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I guess I'll claim Quetzalcoatl too, because why not
• Crystal

  2017-07-07 07:45:50

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Kind of surprised I managed to assemble an uncontested dude-harem right off the bat. That said, lot of gynephiles here, I s'pose.
  
  Also going to claim Haku from Spirited Away in his full-on dragon form because damn. Additionally, not waifus so much as #goals: Kino and Ougi Oshino.
  

  I wanted to shill for how cute and great Princes Leonhard and Kai from The Royal Tutor were, but didn't do it for the same reason I didn't do it for Tsukihi. >.>

  
  

  Well, that, and they'd be my precious sons anyway.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-07-07 07:50:03

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Oh, and somehow I entirely forgot Yoichi Saotome, who is perfect.

  Section42L said:

  I claimed a boy. :P
  
  While I'm posting here again, I'll claim another: Houka Inumuta.
  

  Crystal said:

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Kind of surprised I managed to assemble an uncontested dude-harem right off the bat. That said, lot of gynephiles here, I s'pose.
  
  Also going to claim Haku from Spirited Away in his full-on dragon form because damn. Additionally, not waifus so much as #goals: Kino and Ougi Oshino.
  

  I wanted to shill for how cute and great Princes Leonhard and Kai from The Royal Tutor were, but didn't do it for the same reason I didn't do it for Tsukihi. >.>

  
  

  Well, that, and they'd be my precious sons anyway.

  Fair.
  
• Crystal

  2017-07-07 07:55:09

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Googles

  
  

  Endearing.