Waifu Claiming Thread

Viani

Just for keeping track.

For those unfamiliar


YEEEE UH HUH YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS

Husbandos count as well
Official List
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Chun Li [Alduin]
Ein Sof [Klinotaxis]
Morrigan Aensland [Alduin]
Samus Aran [Alduin]
Shizuku Oikawa [Imipolex]
William Aifu [Aliroz]
Wallace Ifu [Aliroz]
Waitress Fu [Aliroz]
Waiffallaschia U [Aliroz]

Contested List
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Klinotaxis

Ein Sof

Alduin

Chun-Li

Morrigan Aensland

Samus Aran

Viani

That moment when you immediately lose two of your favorites in the first hour

Salix Babylonika

All.

Aliroz

William Aifu

Wallace Ifu

Waitress Fu

Waiffallaschia U

Uifaw Fai wu uifaw fwaiu

I do not actually have any waifus or husbandos.  I do have several adoptive literary children, though.

Imipolex G

Shizuku Oikawa

Viani

Rei Ayanami
Asuka Langley Soryu

for trading purposes

Klinotaxis

trading...?

Aliroz

(I think our good friend Vorpy got confused whether she's a traitor or a trader.)

Sredni Vashtar

Kaworu Nagisa
Mordecai Heller
Neferpitou
Robin Hood
Shin-Ah
Sylveon
Yasaburou
Yun

Odradek

Dr. Talos

Crystal

Many.

glennmagusharvey

Chihaya Kisaragi

eriophora zia

Crystal said:

Many.

I'm sorry ma'am, but you have to actually choose. This isn't one of those ambiguous free-for-all threads, thank you very much. Get out of here with your umbrella-ing. 

Yarrun XIX

Friends. Americans. Loved ones. Hated ones. Glenn, I guess. Why must we covet our waifus, like the old civilizations with their hidden statues of the gods? Are we savages, clubbing the beautiful over the head and dragging them back to our caves? 

It is the modern day, and we are no longer forced to ride after lights in the dark, hands on our coachguns and brows heavy. Our waifus are free to love and love alike, and to go unclaimed will not leave them to the wolf-men as in times past. This thread is a reactionary throwback and I shall not stand for it!

Klinotaxis

back up: wolf men?

also back up: what exactly can attack an anime, which does not real

Crystal

Benten, Vorona, and many others but even I have a sense of shame or whatever Ruler. ;p

Section42L

9S

Aliroz

Yarrun XIX said:

Friends. Americans. Loved ones. Hated ones. Glenn, I guess. Why must we covet our waifus, like the old civilizations with their hidden statues of the gods? Are we savages, clubbing the beautiful over the head and dragging them back to our caves? 

It is the modern day, and we are no longer forced to ride after lights in the dark, hands on our coachguns and brows heavy. Our waifus are free to love and love alike, and to go unclaimed will not leave them to the wolf-men as in times past. This thread is a reactionary throwback and I shall not stand for it!

Yarrun Gerald Beamtentum, you scoundrel!  What would your grandmother say if she knew you had such modern ideas?

Yarrun XIX

Klinotaxis said:

back up: wolf men?

Wolf-men

^ ...Gerald?

Imipolex G

"Yarrun Gerald Beamtentum"

at last we know Yarrun's true name

Aliroz

(The point of the joke was so I could give Yarrun YGB initials. Also, Gerald just seems like a victorian-era name, and Beamtentum is German for Civil Servant, a reference to the old days when Yarrun said, "Citizens" all the time.)

(Also, it's fun to pretend to be an old-timey offended-person.)

(I put more effort into my wonder posts than my legitimateposts)

Alduin

Psst. Vorpy. I'll trade you Morrigan for your Asuka.

Yarrun XIX

Aliroz said:

(The point of the joke was so I could give Yarrun YGB initials. Also, Gerald just seems like a victorian-era name, and Beamtentum is German for Civil Servant, a reference to the old days when Yarrun said, "Citizens" all the time.)

(Also, it's fun to pretend to be an old-timey offended-person.)

(I put more effort into my wonder posts than my legitimateposts)

-pat pat-

I appreciate it

Sredni Vashtar

Kind of surprised I managed to assemble an uncontested dude-harem right off the bat. That said, lot of gynephiles here, I s'pose.

Also going to claim Haku from Spirited Away in his full-on dragon form because damn. Additionally, not waifus so much as #goals: Kino and Ougi Oshino.

Section42L

I claimed a boy. :P

While I'm posting here again, I'll claim another: Houka Inumuta.

Imipolex G

I guess I'll claim Quetzalcoatl too, because why not

Crystal

Sredni Vashtar said:

Kind of surprised I managed to assemble an uncontested dude-harem right off the bat. That said, lot of gynephiles here, I s'pose.

Also going to claim Haku from Spirited Away in his full-on dragon form because damn. Additionally, not waifus so much as #goals: Kino and Ougi Oshino.

I wanted to shill for how cute and great Princes Leonhard and Kai from The Royal Tutor were, but didn't do it for the same reason I didn't do it for Tsukihi. >.>

Well, that, and they'd be my precious sons anyway.

Sredni Vashtar

Oh, and somehow I entirely forgot Yoichi Saotome, who is perfect.

Section42L said:

I claimed a boy. :P

While I'm posting here again, I'll claim another: Houka Inumuta.

Crystal said:

Sredni Vashtar said:

Kind of surprised I managed to assemble an uncontested dude-harem right off the bat. That said, lot of gynephiles here, I s'pose.

Also going to claim Haku from Spirited Away in his full-on dragon form because damn. Additionally, not waifus so much as #goals: Kino and Ougi Oshino.

I wanted to shill for how cute and great Princes Leonhard and Kai from The Royal Tutor were, but didn't do it for the same reason I didn't do it for Tsukihi. >.>

Well, that, and they'd be my precious sons anyway.

Fair.

Crystal

Googles

Endearing.