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I am the BRATTIEST of the heapers.

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
edited 2017-05-23 23:33:24 in General
You must admit. 😼
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  • Obā-sanObā-san

    no
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Well excuse you, Princess.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    your brattiness level is actually fairly low
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    edited 2017-05-24 02:03:57
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    We need, like, a brattiness scale, to quantify these things.

    At the low end is...
    image

    And then at the high end is...
    image
  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2017-05-24 02:06:22
    bub6leƨ
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    girl on the bottom needs to be smacked
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nobody should read the above post in an erotic fashion, however much you may be tempted
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The actual text of the book makes her a million times more smackable, too!
    Roald Dahl said:

    “Hey, Mummy!” shouted Veruca Salt suddenly, “I’ve decided I want a squirrel! Get me of those squirrels!”

    “Don’t be silly, sweetheart,” said Mrs. Salt. “These all belong to Mr. Wonka.”

    “I don’t care about that!” shouted Veruca. “I want one. All I’ve got at home is two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle and a bowl of goldfish and a cage of white mice and a silly old hamster! I want a squirrel!”

  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Confession: I enjoy stories about bratty kids if and only if said kids get their comeuppance in the end.
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    This, but I can only accept it if the comeuppance involves a bucket of eels.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can't think of many stories about bratty kids where they don't get some kind of comeuppance

    Even Junie B. Jones had to learn a lesson every now and then
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    remember when Junie B. Jones went to prison
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Central Avenue said:

    I can't think of many stories about bratty kids where they don't get some kind of comeuppance


    Even Junie B. Jones had to learn a lesson every now and then
    the 2016 election
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imipolex G said:

    remember when Junie B. Jones went to prison

    She really is me!!


    Calica said:

    Central Avenue said:

    I can't think of many stories about bratty kids where they don't get some kind of comeuppance


    Even Junie B. Jones had to learn a lesson every now and then
    the 2016 election
    Well, you're not wrong, but let's restrict this to fictional stories about chronological children.
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    Central Avenue said:

    I can't think of many stories about bratty kids where they don't get some kind of comeuppance

    artemis fowl
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Central Avenue said:

    I can't think of many stories about bratty kids where they don't get some kind of comeuppance


    Even Junie B. Jones had to learn a lesson every now and then
    aren't there videogames where you can play as a character who runs amok and trashes everything?
    Calica said:

    Central Avenue said:

    I can't think of many stories about bratty kids where they don't get some kind of comeuppance


    Even Junie B. Jones had to learn a lesson every now and then
    the 2016 election
    oh SHIT
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Tatterhood said:

    Central Avenue said:

    I can't think of many stories about bratty kids where they don't get some kind of comeuppance

    artemis fowl
    This is true but I didn't mind it because he was still really engaging as a character to my child self.

    Also reminding me of Bartimaeus which only kind of counts.
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