My threads are fucking terrible

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• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-02-23 07:15:19

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Don't make ten of them in a row about topics which you don't expect good or interesting responses to.
  
• Anonus

  2017-02-23 07:15:53

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Well that's a start

  
  

  I don't know, I felt loopy and thought it was alright to make a few dumbass threads
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-02-23 07:17:37

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I mean, it's kind of weird to start a zillion threads that you don't think will go anywhere and then complain about how your threads suck.
  
  Maybe you should go to bed or something? It's past midnight where you are.
  
• Anonus

  2017-02-23 07:18:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I wanted to see if people had funny responses or would just go ???

  
  

  Go to bed? Not quite yet not bedtime yet
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-23 07:29:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  get better clothes
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-02-23 07:33:37

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Any time is time for bed if you're tired.
  
• Anonus

  2017-02-23 07:34:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Any time is time for bed if you're tired.
  

  see, sometimes I feel that way, but that tends not to go too well for me
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-02-23 07:42:52

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Sometimes you gotta say, "Eeeeehhhhhhhhh, fuck it," though.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-23 07:53:13

  Anonus said:

  Well that's a start

  
  

  I don't know, I felt loopy and thought it was alright to make a few dumbass threads

  i don't mind them, personally
• Anonus

  2017-02-23 07:53:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Sometimes you gotta say, "Eeeeehhhhhhhhh, fuck it," though.
  

  I'm hesitant to for Reasons :/

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Anonus said:

  Well that's a start

  
  

  I don't know, I felt loopy and thought it was alright to make a few dumbass threads

  i don't mind them, personally

  Yay!
• Viani

  2017-02-23 10:19:57

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  oh anonus-senpai, I have made worse.

  
  

  You must make HOOKS to snag readers. CLICKBAIT TITLES as they are called. use PROFANE and INNOVATIVE words. STAB THEM with a needle filled with wonder or suspicion. The Thread Title will lure them in and set them up with what they expect.

  
  

  With "My threads are fucking terrible", the prime hook is the idea of FAILURE, of DEFEAT and FRUSTRATION, and that was the hook that brought your readers in. YOUR READERS KNOW WHAT THE THREAD IS ABOUT FROM JUST THE TITLE.

  
  

  YOU HAVE DRAWN THEM IN WITH A CONFLICT, and now you can set the stage.
• Lunate

  2017-02-23 12:30:46

  Transient.

  It helps to include the following:

  • Dank memes
  • Drama
  • Lesbians
  • Content about whatever is the new hype thing. Currently I think it's that dragon girl anime.