My threads are fucking terrible

Anonus

I've failed. I'm a goddamn failure. But you must learn from failure. How can I create better threads?

Sredni Vashtar

Don't make ten of them in a row about topics which you don't expect good or interesting responses to.

Anonus

Well that's a start

I don't know, I felt loopy and thought it was alright to make a few dumbass threads

Sredni Vashtar

I mean, it's kind of weird to start a zillion threads that you don't think will go anywhere and then complain about how your threads suck.

Maybe you should go to bed or something? It's past midnight where you are.

Anonus

I wanted to see if people had funny responses or would just go ???

Go to bed? Not quite yet not bedtime yet

Imipolex G

get better clothes

Sredni Vashtar

Any time is time for bed if you're tired.

Anonus

Sredni Vashtar said:

Any time is time for bed if you're tired.

see, sometimes I feel that way, but that tends not to go too well for me

Sredni Vashtar

Sometimes you gotta say, "Eeeeehhhhhhhhh, fuck it," though.

glennmagusharvey

Anonus said:

Well that's a start

I don't know, I felt loopy and thought it was alright to make a few dumbass threads

i don't mind them, personally

Anonus

Sredni Vashtar said:

Sometimes you gotta say, "Eeeeehhhhhhhhh, fuck it," though.

I'm hesitant to for Reasons :/

glennmagusharvey said:

Anonus said:

Well that's a start

I don't know, I felt loopy and thought it was alright to make a few dumbass threads

i don't mind them, personally

Yay!

Viani

oh anonus-senpai, I have made worse.

You must make HOOKS to snag readers. CLICKBAIT TITLES as they are called. use PROFANE and INNOVATIVE words. STAB THEM with a needle filled with wonder or suspicion. The Thread Title will lure them in and set them up with what they expect.

With "My threads are fucking terrible", the prime hook is the idea of FAILURE, of DEFEAT and FRUSTRATION, and that was the hook that brought your readers in. YOUR READERS KNOW WHAT THE THREAD IS ABOUT FROM JUST THE TITLE.

YOU HAVE DRAWN THEM IN WITH A CONFLICT, and now you can set the stage.

Lunate

It helps to include the following:

• Dank memes
• Drama
• Lesbians
• Content about whatever is the new hype thing. Currently I think it's that dragon girl anime.