ITT: We go to Grand Central Toys

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• Princess Alice

  2017-02-12 05:59:19

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  If you're not gonna play along, at least help me come up with more ideas for this. 😐

  
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-12 06:08:11

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  there should be a video game section with every console ever, just because
• Anonus

  2017-02-12 06:08:24

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  why aren't they just "Zapf"
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-12 06:11:51

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Imipolex G said:

  there should be a video game section with every console ever, just because

  Good idea!

  
  

  I'm going to phrase this as "every game console known to mankind, and several known to extraterrestrials."

  Anonus said:

  why aren't they just "Zapf"

  *shrug* I just thought "Zapfino" is something more people are likely to recognize.
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-12 06:13:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Zapfino is catchier.
• Anonus

  2017-02-12 06:22:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  But "Zapf" is Zapfino's namesake
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-12 06:31:02

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I know.

  
  

  But "Zapfino" sounds fancier, is a name more people will recognize than "Zapf" itself (since even people who have never heard of Hermann Zapf will have used computers with Zapfino as an available font), and it still references the man's work.
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-12 20:35:12

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Still accepting ideas for stuff this toy store should have
• Tatterhood

  2017-02-12 20:49:37

  in an area of the store nowhere near the aforementioned video game section they have one shelf of nothing but copies of battletoads
  
  throughout the store there are several signs with arrows indicating there is a "magical toys" section in some direction, however the arrows seemingly contradict each other and attempting to follow them will lead one in a complicated loop through the store
  
  also there should be a store cat imo
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-12 21:06:08

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Also good ideas

  
  

  But what should the cat be named??
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-12 21:34:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Toy Store Cat
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-13 16:22:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Article updated with Lucy and Imi's suggestions

  
  

  This is fun!
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-02-13 16:43:44

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  can the console section have consoles from an alternate dimension where The Phantom actually got made
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-13 16:46:20

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I don't see why not
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-13 19:30:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  When we say copies of Battletoads, which one? The NES version? Genesis? SNES? and Double Dragon? All of them?
  
  this is important
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-13 20:02:52

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Why not all of them?
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-13 20:34:43

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Updated again

  
  

  I like how so far we've mostly focused on the video games