ITT: Princess Alice is actually Evil Dictator Alice

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• Anonus

  2017-02-06 21:35:44

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Central Avenue said:

  Fearless Leader
  

  don't be surprised if your number one minion is kissing up to you while secretly desiring to overthrow you
• Obā-san

  2017-02-06 21:36:00

  
  

  princess with the tiniest, daintiest hands
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-02-06 21:38:09

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Central Avenue said:

  You WILL bow before Chairwoman Alice, Fearless Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Centralia Which Is Not A Dictatorship At All.

  Nah.
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-06 21:39:03

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *sentences Fossilmaiden to use Windows XP and eat nothing but pineapple pizza for the next 3 years*
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-02-06 21:40:14

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  N a h
  e
  i
  n
  
• Crystal

  2017-02-06 21:40:37

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  No.
• lee4hmz

  2017-02-06 22:11:07

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  spoilers: the dragon is actually the King of Town's Multi-Function Dragon
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-07 02:50:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  you're not the boss of me
  
• Odradek

  2017-02-07 02:51:07

  My dreams exceed my real life

  What liberal critics of DPRC is that Chairwoman Alice is genuinely beloved by the people, which means she's definitely good
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-07 02:52:42 edited 2017-02-07 03:03:19

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Imipolex G said:

  you're not the boss of me

  I am the boss of you now and I am so big :|
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-07 02:57:50 edited 2017-02-07 03:04:12

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  you're apparently not big enough to get the formatting right
  

  
  

  Just kidding. I submit to Chairwoman Alice's authority of my own free will.
• Calica

  2017-02-07 03:02:58

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Odradek said:

  What liberal critics of DPRC is that Chairwoman Alice is genuinely beloved by the people, which means she's definitely good

  opposition to Chairwoman Alice's reign is based not in "human rights" concerns but actually in an attempt to gain capital for themselves
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-07 03:04:34

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  It's a good thing Imi (and Not Me) edited Imi's post so they didn't end up having to Mysteriously Disappear
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-07 03:06:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  this is getting too Orwellian for me
  
  I'm outta here