ITT: Zombie Apocalypse

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• Imipolex G

  2012-03-07 22:28:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  But zombie babies are so cute! Just like in Braindead.
  
• Icalasari

  2012-03-07 22:34:18

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  Zombies do not have babies dammit! They are dead, rotting flesh!
  
• Viani

  2012-03-07 22:35:41

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  What if they are sexy zombies, or we use protection? A pale soft corpse with no morals to adhere to, no ethics to manage, just not caring about anything done to them at all, an extremely maleable will with weak tissues, physically incapable of resisting bodily manipulation or the slightest forced touch, rigormortis setting in at the right places, dripping with sweat and unleashing an satiable scent of meat, to trigger the primal, lustful urges within me as I pull that sweet stiff body close to me. There's no talking involved, no arguing, it's just me and that sweet sweet ghoul, doing everything I want it to do, by my hands or by my tool's hands, oh god I'm just tingling inside
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-03-07 22:36:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  hawt
• Irene

  2012-03-07 22:38:15

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  Totally hot.

  
  

  Let's be friends!
• Obā-san

  2012-03-07 22:49:35

  
  

  
• Icalasari

  2012-03-07 22:53:32

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  Viani: They'll bite you and turn you into a zombie then
  
  And zombies have no sex drive
  
• Viani

  2012-03-07 22:58:18

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  If you have sex with an incubus or succubus, you die. If you have sex with a Nephilim, you give birth to beings that are so large they explode from within you. If you have sex with a Moroi, your insides are stolen. Anything that isn't human usually means you can only fornicate with it once, so hey, at least as a Zombie you are still somewhat alive, so others may share the glorious gift of ghoulolingus with you.
  
• Icalasari

  2012-03-07 23:02:49

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  Fine, go have sex with a zombie
  
  I'll be standing way over here in the mean time. Don't mind me setting up this sniper rifle
  
• Viani

  2012-03-07 23:23:21

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Yes, go be a sexless gunman all by yourself on that tower, I'll be over here having the best last time of my life.
  
• Icalasari

  2012-03-07 23:32:21

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  *aims the gun carefully*
  
• Unknown

  2012-03-07 23:36:23

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• Icalasari

  2012-03-07 23:39:03

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  *takes out a knife and stabs squid right in the head* DAMMIT SQUID YOU KNOW NOT TO TAP MY SHOULDER!
  
• Unknown

  2012-03-07 23:41:07

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• Haven

  2012-03-07 23:48:09

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  At least he didn't use jarate.
• Viani

  2012-03-07 23:56:44

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  If you had a razorback this wouldn't have happened.
  
• Viani

  2017-01-31 02:55:29

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I MUST KNOW WHO THIS [Deleted User] IS
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-01-31 02:56:14

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Nah.
• Viani

  2017-01-31 02:57:56

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Alright then.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-01-31 03:39:35

  nearby posts give me a clue and I think I can remember a name like that, but i'm not totally sure
  
• Viani

  2017-01-31 05:28:50

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  GlowSquid?
• Imipolex G

  2017-01-31 05:35:43

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Most likely SquiddleTron, a.k.a. Miko a.k.a. Cream a.k.a. Earthlight Ray a.k.a.
  
  now let's drop this
  
• Viani

  2017-01-31 06:01:40

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  J_J_J_J_J_JJ_J_DROP THE SQUID

  
  

  -SQUID SQUID-

  
  

  SQUI-K-k-k-k-k-k

  
  

  SQUID SQUID

  
  

  QDUIQDUIQDIUQDIUQDIUQDUIDQIUQDIQD

  
  

  BUH BWA BWA BWA BWA BWAAAAAAAAAA_BWA

  
  

  k.
• Viani

  2017-01-31 06:04:46

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Speaking of losing half the population to zombies....

  
  

  politically, who would be better off? Conservatives or Liberals? in a zombie-poc?
• lee4hmz

  2017-01-31 06:05:00

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  you're a kid now

  
  

  you're a squid now
• Imipolex G

  2017-01-31 06:05:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  not quite what I meant but sure.
  
• lee4hmz

  2017-01-31 06:16:35

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  I know, I just felt like saying that.
• Imipolex G

  2017-01-31 06:18:07

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  well I was talking to Viani although I guess it applies either way
  
  conservatives would be better off because they have more experience with guns
  
• Viani

  2017-01-31 06:40:02

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  That's so weird. I thought Liberals were the "FIGHT THE POWER" people who had guns.

  
  

  Every liberal here in montana has guns....well then again, everyone here has guns.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-01-31 07:07:07

  FWIW the MIT rifle team (or pistol team, I can't remember which) has indeed beaten various branches of the US armed forces, in competitive target shooting
  
• Viani

  2017-01-31 07:07:49

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  but not in air-to-ground drone attacks. :<
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-01-31 07:09:46

  pretty sure they can just make some drones from RC cars, scrap metal, and duct tape