ITT: Zombie Apocalypse

Icalasari · 2012-03-07 22:26:15

First rule is no sex with the zombies. That's how we lost half of the human population in the first place

Imipolex G · 2012-03-07 22:28:06

But zombie babies are so cute! Just like in Braindead.

Icalasari · 2012-03-07 22:34:18

Zombies do not have babies dammit! They are dead, rotting flesh!

Viani · 2012-03-07 22:35:41

What if they are sexy zombies, or we use protection? A pale soft corpse with no morals to adhere to, no ethics to manage, just not caring about anything done to them at all, an extremely maleable will with weak tissues, physically incapable of resisting bodily manipulation or the slightest forced touch, rigormortis setting in at the right places, dripping with sweat and unleashing an satiable scent of meat, to trigger the primal, lustful urges within me as I pull that sweet stiff body close to me. There's no talking involved, no arguing, it's just me and that sweet sweet ghoul, doing everything I want it to do, by my hands or by my tool's hands, oh god I'm just tingling inside

Imipolex G · 2012-03-07 22:36:10

hawt

Irene · 2012-03-07 22:38:15

Totally hot.

Let's be friends!

Obā-san · 2012-03-07 22:49:35

Icalasari · 2012-03-07 22:53:32

Viani: They'll bite you and turn you into a zombie then

And zombies have no sex drive

Viani · 2012-03-07 22:58:18

If you have sex with an incubus or succubus, you die. If you have sex with a Nephilim, you give birth to beings that are so large they explode from within you. If you have sex with a Moroi, your insides are stolen. Anything that isn't human usually means you can only fornicate with it once, so hey, at least as a Zombie you are still somewhat alive, so others may share the glorious gift of ghoulolingus with you.

Icalasari · 2012-03-07 23:02:49

Fine, go have sex with a zombie

I'll be standing way over here in the mean time. Don't mind me setting up this sniper rifle

Viani · 2012-03-07 23:23:21

Yes, go be a sexless gunman all by yourself on that tower, I'll be over here having the best last time of my life.

Icalasari · 2012-03-07 23:32:21

*aims the gun carefully*

Unknown · 2012-03-07 23:36:23

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Icalasari · 2012-03-07 23:39:03

*takes out a knife and stabs squid right in the head* DAMMIT SQUID YOU KNOW NOT TO TAP MY SHOULDER!

Unknown · 2012-03-07 23:41:07

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Haven · 2012-03-07 23:48:09

At least he didn't use jarate.

Viani · 2012-03-07 23:56:44

If you had a razorback this wouldn't have happened.

Viani · 2017-01-31 02:55:29

I MUST KNOW WHO THIS [Deleted User] IS

Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-31 02:56:14

Nah.

Viani · 2017-01-31 02:57:56

Alright then.

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-31 03:39:35

nearby posts give me a clue and I think I can remember a name like that, but i'm not totally sure

Viani · 2017-01-31 05:28:50

GlowSquid?

Imipolex G · 2017-01-31 05:35:43

Most likely SquiddleTron, a.k.a. Miko a.k.a. Cream a.k.a. Earthlight Ray a.k.a.

now let's drop this

Viani · 2017-01-31 06:01:40

J_J_J_J_J_JJ_J_DROP THE SQUID

-SQUID SQUID-

SQUI-K-k-k-k-k-k

SQUID SQUID

QDUIQDUIQDIUQDIUQDIUQDUIDQIUQDIQD

BUH BWA BWA BWA BWA BWAAAAAAAAAA_BWA

k.

Viani · 2017-01-31 06:04:46

Speaking of losing half the population to zombies....

politically, who would be better off? Conservatives or Liberals? in a zombie-poc?

lee4hmz · 2017-01-31 06:05:00

you're a kid now

you're a squid now

Imipolex G · 2017-01-31 06:05:10

not quite what I meant but sure.

lee4hmz · 2017-01-31 06:16:35

I know, I just felt like saying that.

Imipolex G · 2017-01-31 06:18:07

well I was talking to Viani although I guess it applies either way

conservatives would be better off because they have more experience with guns

Viani · 2017-01-31 06:40:02

That's so weird. I thought Liberals were the "FIGHT THE POWER" people who had guns.

Every liberal here in montana has guns....well then again, everyone here has guns.

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-31 07:07:07

FWIW the MIT rifle team (or pistol team, I can't remember which) has indeed beaten various branches of the US armed forces, in competitive target shooting

Viani · 2017-01-31 07:07:49

but not in air-to-ground drone attacks. :<

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-31 07:09:46

pretty sure they can just make some drones from RC cars, scrap metal, and duct tape

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