The Warner Bros. Winter Clearance Sale

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• Imipolex G

  2016-12-04 06:04:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  doesn't New Line also have A Nightmare on Elm Street? Freddy will cut you up in your dreams if you do this
• Anonus

  2016-12-04 06:15:32

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  You think Freddy minds being sold again? It wouldn't be the first time he's had to meet a new boss...
• Princess Alice

  2016-12-04 07:20:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I'll give you $7 for the Looney Tunes
• Anonus

  2016-12-04 07:21:40

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  *locks the Looney Tunes property up behind a big metal door with the WB shield on it*

  
  

  No sale.
• Anonus

  2016-12-04 21:42:15

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I can't help but feel that selling off New Line Cinema is foolish though, even if it is the easiest way to "compensate" for ABC Warner's purchases of MGM and DreamWorks Animation.

  
  

  (Kind of weird how the real life New Line seems more functional than the "main" Warner Bros. Pictures!)
• Anonus

  2016-12-04 21:42:45

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  (Everything good about WB/Time Warner came from Turner)
• Anonus

  2016-12-05 06:35:52

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  so yeah how dumb is dumping New Line?
• Princess Alice

  2016-12-05 06:48:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I don't think it's dumb
• Anonus

  2016-12-05 06:51:44

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I don't know

  
  

  I feel like ABC Warner has to sell something in order to "make up" for buying MGM and DreamWorks Animation, but, like, New Line's back catalog includes The Mask, and Austin Powers, and the LOTR movies, and Elf, and A Nightmare on Elm Street

  
  

  (Most of those are either too strongly tied to their stars or were just licensed properties, with Freddy being possibly New Line's only versatile, bankable character)