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If you find campaign ads annoying...

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
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...imagine living in Ohio.

Ohio.

OHIO.

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  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Indeed.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sometimes it bugs me that Ohio isn't a palindrome
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imipolex G said:

    sometimes it bugs me that Ohio isn't a palindrome

    If it's any consolation, OHIO is symmetrical about the horizontal axis
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    I live in Florida.

    As a consolation, though, I don't find campaign ads annoying.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Florida? So you've seen that "DONALD TRUMP'S AMERICA IS SECURE" commercial, at least if you've watched TV this week
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Central Avenue said:

    Imipolex G said:

    sometimes it bugs me that Ohio isn't a palindrome

    If it's any consolation, OHIO is symmetrical about the horizontal axis

    good point.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Central Avenue said:

    Florida? So you've seen that "DONALD TRUMP'S AMERICA IS SECURE" commercial, at least if you've watched TV this week

    One small problem is that I don't watch TV.  If I do, it's PBS.

    And when my parents do, it's PBS, CNN, or MSNBC, for news.  My dad does watch other TV, but he is a master of switching to other channels when the commercials come on.

    I would watch more TV but I don't currently feel I need more Law & Order episodes in my life.
  • TreTre
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    I'm certain it wasn't up to Ohio levels, but North Carolina was pretty bad about them as well.

    Our governor's race is this year, so not only do I have pro-Trump ads to want to throw my shoe at, but also this fucker:

    image

    Look at him. Look good and well.

    Now imagine him making that face as a Chuck Taylor All-Star slides through the air and into his jaw.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    he looks like a dude who would be the cool vice principal

    though judging by your desire for shoe throwing he is most likely not cool
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I remember a few years ago when Steve Burke joked about how nice it would be if NBCUniversal owned a station in Ohio

    If only he knew
  • TreTre
    edited 2016-08-26 04:01:28
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    Today is Tomorrow said:

    he looks like a dude who would be the cool vice principal

    though judging by your desire for shoe throwing he is most likely not cool

    heard anything about that anti-trans bathroom bill bullshit in NC? he signed it into law
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Remember when someone threw shoes st George W. Bush? That was funny.

    He dodged them like a pro, too.
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    Central Avenue said:

    Remember when someone threw shoes st George W. Bush? That was funny.

    He dodged them like a pro, too.

    then he continued the press conference while the dude was getting beaten in the other room, like a pro
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Tre said:

    I'm certain it wasn't up to Ohio levels, but North Carolina was pretty bad about them as well.


    Our governor's race is this year, so not only do I have pro-Trump ads to want to throw my shoe at, but also this fucker:

    image

    Look at him. Look good and well.

    Now imagine him making that face as a Chuck Taylor All-Star slides through the air and into his jaw.
    you also have a u.s. senate race that's only starting to heat up
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tatterhood said:

    Central Avenue said:

    Remember when someone threw shoes st George W. Bush? That was funny.

    He dodged them like a pro, too.

    then he continued the press conference while the dude was getting beaten in the other room, like a pro
    Yeah that 's the thing that makes it less funny
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i somehow wasn't aware of that angle
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    Anonus said:

    i somehow wasn't aware of that angle

    I don't think it came out until after the incident was mostly out of public memory.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In retrospect it seems kind of obvious


    How else would that possibly have played out, with Bush involved?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    people who throw shoes at george w. bush are heroes because they threw shoes at george w. bush
  • BeeBee
    Didn't the guy get taken down by Iraqi guards?  It was during the meeting with the Iraqi PM, and he was a lot more frothy about it than Bush was.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    yeah
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    What people don't realize is that in Iraqi culture, throwing a shoe is a gesture that means, roughly, "I throw my shoe at you"
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    It's actually more insulting than that, but I digress.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Sredni Vashtar said:

    It's actually more insulting than that, but I digress.

    I was joking
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I know. I was just... something.

    It's really interesting what different gestures mean in different places.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    this is the ad I was referring to, for those lucky enough not to see it

    i'm going deaf from all the racist dogwhistles
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    people should throw shoes at donald trump
  • TreTre
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    I don't think any shoes have been thrown but one guy got arrested in Iowa for throwing a tomato at him

    the real MVP
  • BeeBee
    edited 2016-08-26 17:25:51
    no see it cant be racist because they included one stock photo of a happy black guy

    Also I love how the first thing in the related videos is "20 mysterious creatures caught on camera" with a picture of a guy in a bird suit or some shit.  Sometimes pattern analysis turns up some hilarious correlations.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    As much as I'd like to see Trump beaned with footwear, it's probably for the best that it hasn't happened

    Because the Right's narrative would be "Liberals are so violent they physically attack people just for having different opinions!"
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Throw cream pies at Trump instead.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Fossilmaiden said:

    Throw cream pies at Trump instead.

    i'm not sure that would work; Trump may resist them because he seems to be dark-elemental too
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Bee said:

    Didn't the guy get taken down by Iraqi guards?  It was during the meeting with the Iraqi PM, and he was a lot more frothy about it than Bush was.

    the law he got taken down under, iirc, was basically "throwing a shoe near Iraqi PM Nouri al-Maliki" yeah
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Maliki is either in exile or jail for being hideously corrupt at this point, if I am not mistaken...
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sredni Vashtar said:

    Maliki is either in exile or jail for being hideously corrupt at this point, if I am not mistaken...

    George W. Bush, on the other hand...
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    he is one of Iraq's three vice-presidents right now, according to Wikiped.

    did you know Iraq had three of those? Me neither.

    Also chairman of the Dawa Party. Who are described as "Muslim Democratists". I don't know what that means.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

        Absolute sovereignty belongs to God.
        Islamic injunctions are the basis of legislation. The legislative authority may enact any law not repugnant to Islam.
        The people, as vice-regents of Allah, are entrusted with legislative and executive powers.
        The jurist holding religious authority represents Islam. By confirming legislative and executive actions, he gives them legality."[14]

    Ah. Hmm. No, I don't really like this.

    But, well, I'm not Iraqi, so who cares what I think
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Jane said:

    he is one of Iraq's three vice-presidents right now, according to Wikiped.


    did you know Iraq had three of those? Me neither.

    Also chairman of the Dawa Party. Who are described as "Muslim Democratists". I don't know what that means.
    according to wikiped, either the office was abolished or it wasn't abolished
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    one of the two, yes.
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