An Objective Ranking of Greasy Pizza Joints

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• Salix Babylonika

  2016-08-21 03:24:43

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I was gonna be indignant that Papa John's is at the bottom but what on earth is Blackjack Pizza
• Anonus

  2016-08-21 03:27:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  It's our local greasy pizza purveyor, founded in 1983 because Colorado was still cut off enough from the rest of the world not to have any other than Domino's.
• Anonus

  2016-08-21 03:28:28

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Several Denver Broncos not named Peyton Manning shill for it, selling it as "the home team"

  
  

  Blackjack sucks but is still better than some others
• Imipolex G

  2016-08-21 03:31:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Pizza Hut is my favorite. Little Caesar's is garbage.
  
  Objectivity denied.
• Anonus

  2016-08-21 03:31:50

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Imipolex G said:

  Little Caesar's is garbage.

  don't say that in michigan
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-21 03:33:33

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  I have heard of 3 of these.
  
• Imipolex G

  2016-08-21 03:42:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Anonus said:

  Imipolex G said:

  Little Caesar's is garbage.

  don't say that in michigan

  
  *goes to Michigan and screams "LITTLE CAESARS IS TOTAL FUCKING GARBAGE"*
• Tre

  2016-08-21 03:45:12

  
  

  Imipolex G said:

  Anonus said:

  Imipolex G said:

  Little Caesar's is garbage.

  don't say that in michigan

  
  *goes to Michigan and screams "LITTLE CAESARS IS TOTAL FUCKING GARBAGE"*

  
  
• Princess Alice

  2016-08-21 03:57:16

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  You know that old saying?
  
  "Fast, cheap, good: pick any two"
  
  Little Caesars is a chain that chose fast and cheap.
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-08-21 04:01:03

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I have never been to Little Caesar's but they allegedly have a menu item called "crazy bread" and that intrigues me because bread is pretty non-crazy by nature.
• Anonus

  2016-08-21 04:01:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  honestly my associations with Little Caesars are entirely that dude who owns it also owns the Detroit Tigers and Red Wings

  
  

  their pizza isn't that good but it's a funny tidbit
• Anonus

  2016-08-21 04:02:27

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  blackjack pizza is fucking boring

  
  

  also i left out papa murphy's but if i didn't it would be #1
• Anonus

  2016-08-21 05:13:30

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  should i have left it in?