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An Objective Ranking of Greasy Pizza Joints

AnonusAnonus
in General
Yes.

  1. Domino's Pizza
  2. Little Caesars
  3. Blackjack Pizza
  4. Pizza Hut
  5. Papa John's

Comments

  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    I was gonna be indignant that Papa John's is at the bottom but what on earth is Blackjack Pizza
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's our local greasy pizza purveyor, founded in 1983 because Colorado was still cut off enough from the rest of the world not to have any other than Domino's.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Several Denver Broncos not named Peyton Manning shill for it, selling it as "the home team"

    Blackjack sucks but is still better than some others
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Pizza Hut is my favorite. Little Caesar's is garbage.

    Objectivity denied.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Imipolex G said:

    Little Caesar's is garbage.

    don't say that in michigan
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I have heard of 3 of these.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Anonus said:

    Imipolex G said:

    Little Caesar's is garbage.

    don't say that in michigan

    *goes to Michigan and screams "LITTLE CAESARS IS TOTAL FUCKING GARBAGE"*
  • TreTre
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    Imipolex G said:

    Anonus said:

    Imipolex G said:

    Little Caesar's is garbage.

    don't say that in michigan

    *goes to Michigan and screams "LITTLE CAESARS IS TOTAL FUCKING GARBAGE"*

  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know that old saying?

    "Fast, cheap, good: pick any two"

    Little Caesars is a chain that chose fast and cheap.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    I have never been to Little Caesar's but they allegedly have a menu item called "crazy bread" and that intrigues me because bread is pretty non-crazy by nature.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    honestly my associations with Little Caesars are entirely that dude who owns it also owns the Detroit Tigers and Red Wings

    their pizza isn't that good but it's a funny tidbit
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    blackjack pizza is fucking boring

    also i left out papa murphy's but if i didn't it would be #1
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    should i have left it in?
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