How beautiful do the words have to be Before they conquer every heart? How will you know if I'm even in the right key If you make me stop before I start?
[Chorus] If I came back as a dolphin Would you listen to me then? Would you let me be your friend? Would you let me in? You can cut off all my fins But to your ways I will not bend I'll die before I let you tell me how to swim And I'll come back again as a dolphin
Why does my brother have to go hungry When you told him there was food for all? This is the man that stands next to the man That stands to catch you when you fall (Oh!)
If I'm under water, will you find me? (Find me) Will you shine a light and try to guide me? It's happened before, I've knocked on your door But you wouldn't let me in
How beautiful do the words have to be Before they conquer every heart? (Oh!)
[Chorus]
(I'll come back, baby) (Let me in, let me in) As a dolphin (Be my friend) Dolphin (Yeah, yeah)
Dolphins are extremely smart animals with really advanced languages and tools and culture, but we can't understand a damned thing they're saying and they don't have thumbs and we treat them like space aliens for displaying our bad habits on occasion because the idea of something being smart enough to be creatively evil terrifies us.
So yes, I feel sorry for them basically all the time. We're morons and we take all the credit because we have hands.
I feel bad for dolphins too. They're playing around doing flips and shit, and then some jackass space aliens come in and vacuum everything up and then there's time travel and dinosaurs and sky tubes and shit. Poor fuckers.
I feel bad for dolphins too. They're playing around doing flips and shit, and then some jackass space aliens come in and vacuum everything up and then there's time travel and dinosaurs and sky tubes and shit. Poor fuckers.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...what other funny threads did I miss while I was away? Must check archives
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Before they conquer every heart?
How will you know if I'm even in the right key
If you make me stop before I start?
[Chorus]
If I came back as a dolphin
Would you listen to me then?
Would you let me be your friend?
Would you let me in?
You can cut off all my fins
But to your ways I will not bend
I'll die before I let you tell me how to swim
And I'll come back again as a dolphin
Why does my brother have to go hungry
When you told him there was food for all?
This is the man that stands next to the man
That stands to catch you when you fall (Oh!)
If I'm under water, will you find me? (Find me)
Will you shine a light and try to guide me?
It's happened before, I've knocked on your door
But you wouldn't let me in
How beautiful do the words have to be
Before they conquer every heart? (Oh!)
[Chorus]
(I'll come back, baby)
(Let me in, let me in) As a dolphin
(Be my friend) Dolphin
(Yeah, yeah)
Dolphin
As a dolphin
As a dolphin
As a dolphin
So yes, I feel sorry for them basically all the time. We're morons and we take all the credit because we have hands.
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-dolphins- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE