Why can't Denver and Atlanta be friends?

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• Salix Babylonika

  2016-08-02 03:13:36

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  personally I'd like to Balti a little less.
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-08-02 03:13:53

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  sorry my brain has been on Wonderpost for the past few days

  
  

  the answer to your question is: idk
• Anonus

  2016-08-02 03:21:49

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I feel like Denver and Atlanta should be friends

  
  

  I mean there's distance to overcome but still
• Imipolex G

  2016-08-02 03:33:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  never in my life have I considered two cities as being "friends"
  
  the concept is weird
• Anonus

  2016-08-02 03:40:56

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  why?
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-08-02 03:45:15

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  is being sad in Maryland being Baltimorose
• MetaFour

  2016-08-02 03:48:57

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  If you're at death's door in Maryland are you Baltimoribund?
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-08-02 03:50:53

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  if you're moving around in Maryland are you Baltimobile
• MetaFour

  2016-08-02 03:57:04

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  "Quick, Annapo-Lad! To the Baltimobile!"
• Imipolex G

  2016-08-02 03:57:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Anonus said:

  why?

  
  cities are essentially vast masses of people who will never know each other. That hardly sounds like "friendship" to me.
• MetaFour

  2016-08-02 03:59:45 edited 2016-08-02 04:00:08

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  When you're in Maryland and the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie, that's Baltamoré!
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-02 04:47:40

  If you're observing Lithuanian traditions while in Maryland, are you in Baltic-more mode?
  
• Calica

  2016-08-02 11:17:19

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Jane said:

  personally I'd like to Balti a little less.

  baltimore more like mackle less
• Toolsie

  2016-08-02 11:22:24

  ಠ_ಠ

  MetaFour said:

  "Quick, Annapo-Lad! To the Baltimobile!"

  I was taking a sip of Diet Coke when I read that comment. I am now wearing my sip of Diet Coke.
  
• Tachyon

  2016-08-02 11:23:25

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Imipolex is right.
  
• Tachyon

  2016-08-02 11:26:44

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Having said, did you know that Denver is the second oldest sister city in America?  It's been twinned with Brest, France since 1948.
  
  (the oldest is Toledo, OH, twinned with Toledo in Spain)
  
  so y'know, that's something
  
• Toolsie

  2016-08-02 11:30:08

  ಠ_ಠ

  Sheffield is twinned with a town in Ukraine, and has a road named after it: Donetsk Way.
  
  And is also twinned with Pittsburgh.
• Odradek

  2016-08-02 11:31:43

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Toolsie said:

  Sheffield is twinned with a town in Ukraine, and has a road named after it: Donetsk Way.
  
  And is also twinned with Pittsburgh.

  My sister from another town!
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-02 13:57:44 edited 2016-08-02 13:57:51

  Toolsie said:

  Sheffield is twinned with a town in Ukraine, and has a road named after it: Donetsk Way.
  
  And is also twinned with Pittsburgh.

  said town is currently being fucked with by vladimir putin :(
  
• Toolsie

  2016-08-02 14:53:56

  ಠ_ಠ

  Odradek said:

  Toolsie said:

  Sheffield is twinned with a town in Ukraine, and has a road named after it: Donetsk Way.
  
  And is also twinned with Pittsburgh.

  My sister from another town!

  The Pittsburgh American football team is Pittsburgh Steelers. The Sheffield ice hockey team is Sheffield Steelers.