Why can't Denver and Atlanta be friends?

Anonus

I live in Denver. I admire Ted Turner. Ted Turner was at one time the King of Atlanta, a position that was dissolved after Time Warner overthrew him.

Philadelphia and Baltimore are "city bros." But Denver and Atlanta appear lacking in such relationships themselves. They should become city bros, because who else is there to be city bros with?

Salix Babylonika

personally I'd like to Balti a little less.

Salix Babylonika

sorry my brain has been on Wonderpost for the past few days

the answer to your question is: idk

Anonus

I feel like Denver and Atlanta should be friends

I mean there's distance to overcome but still

Imipolex G

never in my life have I considered two cities as being "friends"

the concept is weird

Anonus

why?

Salix Babylonika

is being sad in Maryland being Baltimorose

MetaFour

If you're at death's door in Maryland are you Baltimoribund?

Salix Babylonika

if you're moving around in Maryland are you Baltimobile

MetaFour

"Quick, Annapo-Lad! To the Baltimobile!"

Imipolex G

Anonus said:

why?

cities are essentially vast masses of people who will never know each other. That hardly sounds like "friendship" to me.

MetaFour

When you're in Maryland and the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie, that's Baltamoré!

glennmagusharvey

If you're observing Lithuanian traditions while in Maryland, are you in Baltic-more mode?

Calica

Jane said:

personally I'd like to Balti a little less.

baltimore more like mackle less

Toolsie

MetaFour said:

"Quick, Annapo-Lad! To the Baltimobile!"

I was taking a sip of Diet Coke when I read that comment. I am now wearing my sip of Diet Coke.

Tachyon

Imipolex is right.

Tachyon

Having said, did you know that Denver is the second oldest sister city in America?  It's been twinned with Brest, France since 1948.

(the oldest is Toledo, OH, twinned with Toledo in Spain)

so y'know, that's something

Toolsie

Sheffield is twinned with a town in Ukraine, and has a road named after it: Donetsk Way.

And is also twinned with Pittsburgh.

Odradek

Toolsie said:

Sheffield is twinned with a town in Ukraine, and has a road named after it: Donetsk Way.

And is also twinned with Pittsburgh.

My sister from another town!

glennmagusharvey

Toolsie said:

Sheffield is twinned with a town in Ukraine, and has a road named after it: Donetsk Way.

And is also twinned with Pittsburgh.

said town is currently being fucked with by vladimir putin :(

Toolsie

Odradek said:

Toolsie said:

Sheffield is twinned with a town in Ukraine, and has a road named after it: Donetsk Way.

And is also twinned with Pittsburgh.

My sister from another town!

The Pittsburgh American football team is Pittsburgh Steelers. The Sheffield ice hockey team is Sheffield Steelers.